Artemis laughed, shrugging. "Where do I even begin? Uhh..." From behind her, a lightsaber flew into Artemis' hand. "I was trained as a jedi, got married, lost my memory, then lost said spouse, now I'm dating my best friend, I've been training almost nonstop, and Sasha had kids!" Artemis stood there with a wide smile, having gone through the list quickly.