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originally posted in:The New Dojo
12/3/2017 2:07:54 AM
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[i]JT dropped his pants right there and then, displaying his very real balls to the world. Never doubt his pride.
"Your move." [/i]
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Divia facepalms with one hand, and eight tentacles, then just shoots the skeleton in the head and drops it. “Please put your pants back on before you get arrested for public indecency.”
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[i]"I AM THE LAW," JT shouted, with a painfully true way of putting it as he pulled his pants back up. [/i]
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“Goddamnit boss.”
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[i]"THIS ISN'T EVEN THE STUPIDEST SHIT I DID THIS WEEK." [/i]
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“No, but at least you probably aren’t going to get killed and I won’t have to stab forty people this time.”
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[i]"FORTY? EHEN WAS THAT?" [/i]
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“You accidentally incited a small angry mob.”
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[i]"OF WHO?" [/i]
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“No idea, but they seemed likely to pose an annoyance to you so I got rid of them.”
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[i]"DIVIA PEOPLE DON'T HATE ME HERE. I LITERALLY AUGMENT CRIPPLES FOR FREE. AND WHY AM I YELLING?" [/i]
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“Perhaps an aug is malfunctioning with very loud side effects?”
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[i]"My Augs don't malfunction, trust me." [/i]
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“And you just stopped. Plus I don’t think you’re drunk yet.”
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[i]"If I was drunk I'd be flirting to high hell with you, like with everyone. Even the Skeletons." [/i]
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“No thank you, you’re not my type.” Comments a jack as he downs another bottle.
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[i]"Really? 'cause I know how you're staring at me." [/i]
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“No I’m staring longingly at the tragedy that is the bottom of a bottle and bank account.” He says as another skeleton is torn apart by Divia for attempting to steal her wallet.
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[i]"What? She gets paid, you got buried." [/i]
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“Again, I’m telling you I’m not a skeleton.”
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[i]"You're in a skeletons body though. I'm a cyborg because I'm almost entirely 'bot, and you're dead." [/i]
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“Once again, I’m not, the dead just make good clothing.”
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[i]JT picked that particular skeleton up and threw him through someone's window. [/i]
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There’s a brief scream, before the skeleton comes tap ‘a dancing out the front door with a cane and top hat
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[i]"Okay what the -blam!-." JT starts walking home. [/i]
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Divia vanishes into his shadow again, and that Jack promptly runs down the street past him, pursued by an angry older gentleman.
