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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/30/2017 9:49:58 PM
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[i]"At least I got flesh, what can you say, toothpick?" JT asked. He grabbed this one's spine and snapped it straight in half. [/i]
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“I’ve got roots.” It says, rather unphased.
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[i]"Like i give a -blam!-," JT said as he threw the skeleton onto a rooftop. He turned to Divia then. "Okay as fun as this is, we gotta find out what's up with these things." [/i]
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“You could just ask me.” Says a skull, lying on the ground near Divia and the rest of its bones.
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[i]"Alright Boney M, where're y'all from?" [/i]
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“Well, I’m Jack. And I’ve recently found my way into your world. I’m using these bones to get around and experience life.”
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[i]"You're a spirit then? Possessin' a body?" [/i]
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“Many bodies, and yes I suppose so.”
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[i]"Why not just go to another, much nicer place? Or take over not fully dead corpses? Or at least bodies that aren't decayed?" [/i]
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“Can’t.” They say with a bony shrug.
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[i]"Why not?" [/i]
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“I dunno. I can only get the bony ones moving.”
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[i]"Then do us a favour and -blam!- right off to Khalosh, yeah?"[/i]
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“Um, no.”
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[i]"Why the -blam!- not?" [/i]
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“This place is interesting, and it annoys you.”
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[i]"Do D'you want me to get my shotgun and turn yer spine into dust?" [/i]
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“Go ahead, I’ll turn your everything into a kebab.”
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[i]"Try me, you living bóner." [/i]
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“Bring it Man With No Name or Balls.”
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[i]JT dropped his pants right there and then, displaying his very real balls to the world. Never doubt his pride. "Your move." [/i]
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Divia facepalms with one hand, and eight tentacles, then just shoots the skeleton in the head and drops it. “Please put your pants back on before you get arrested for public indecency.”
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[i]"I AM THE LAW," JT shouted, with a painfully true way of putting it as he pulled his pants back up. [/i]
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“Goddamnit boss.”
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[i]"THIS ISN'T EVEN THE STUPIDEST SHIT I DID THIS WEEK." [/i]
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“No, but at least you probably aren’t going to get killed and I won’t have to stab forty people this time.”
