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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/30/2017 9:14:32 PM
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[i]"HOW FÛCKING OLD ARE YOU THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THAT!?" [/i]
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“About two thousand?”
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[i]"Just get outta here, King Tīt." [/i]
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“Hm.... no.”
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[i]"Okay, don't say I didn't warn you." And with that, JT punted the head off and quite literally out of town. [/i]
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“You’re an extremely rude person.” Says another skeleton, looking as miffed as a fleshless thing can.
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[i]"At least I got flesh, what can you say, toothpick?" JT asked. He grabbed this one's spine and snapped it straight in half. [/i]
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“I’ve got roots.” It says, rather unphased.
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[i]"Like i give a -blam!-," JT said as he threw the skeleton onto a rooftop. He turned to Divia then. "Okay as fun as this is, we gotta find out what's up with these things." [/i]
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“You could just ask me.” Says a skull, lying on the ground near Divia and the rest of its bones.
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[i]"Alright Boney M, where're y'all from?" [/i]
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“Well, I’m Jack. And I’ve recently found my way into your world. I’m using these bones to get around and experience life.”
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[i]"You're a spirit then? Possessin' a body?" [/i]
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“Many bodies, and yes I suppose so.”
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[i]"Why not just go to another, much nicer place? Or take over not fully dead corpses? Or at least bodies that aren't decayed?" [/i]
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“Can’t.” They say with a bony shrug.
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[i]"Why not?" [/i]
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“I dunno. I can only get the bony ones moving.”
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[i]"Then do us a favour and -blam!- right off to Khalosh, yeah?"[/i]
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“Um, no.”
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[i]"Why the -blam!- not?" [/i]
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“This place is interesting, and it annoys you.”
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[i]"Do D'you want me to get my shotgun and turn yer spine into dust?" [/i]
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“Go ahead, I’ll turn your everything into a kebab.”
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[i]"Try me, you living bóner." [/i]
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“Bring it Man With No Name or Balls.”
