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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/30/2017 8:18:05 PM
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A few seconds after he started smacking, he heard a rustling, and heard a grunt of pain from behind him. Divia was standing there, with several bony spears stabbed through her tendrils. The bones retreated and put themselves back together.
“What’s the big idea?”
One grumbled as he yoinked his femur out of JT’s grasp and stuck it back on.
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[i]JT grabbed that same skeleton, extending his arm as if he was some sort of Shakespeare character. "My problem? Yer supposed to be feckin DEAD." [/i]
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“Well I could hardly be enjoying myself if I was dead, and if you’re talking about the skeletons they are definitely still dead. It would be rude to wear living folks.”
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[i]"Mother-blam!-er go back to your grave, or I swear I'll lock yet bones in various different boxes." [/i]
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“Like I said I’m not dead.” This one comes from a different skeleton. “I’m just putting them on.” A third skeleton is speaking now.
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[i]"Can you mother-blam!-ers leave my city? Because we don't need the rejects from the Spooky Scary Skeletons music video around here." [/i]
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“The what now?” They all scratch their skulls in confusion.
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[i]"HOW FÛCKING OLD ARE YOU THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THAT!?" [/i]
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“About two thousand?”
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[i]"Just get outta here, King Tīt." [/i]
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“Hm.... no.”
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[i]"Okay, don't say I didn't warn you." And with that, JT punted the head off and quite literally out of town. [/i]
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“You’re an extremely rude person.” Says another skeleton, looking as miffed as a fleshless thing can.
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[i]"At least I got flesh, what can you say, toothpick?" JT asked. He grabbed this one's spine and snapped it straight in half. [/i]
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“I’ve got roots.” It says, rather unphased.
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[i]"Like i give a -blam!-," JT said as he threw the skeleton onto a rooftop. He turned to Divia then. "Okay as fun as this is, we gotta find out what's up with these things." [/i]
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“You could just ask me.” Says a skull, lying on the ground near Divia and the rest of its bones.
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[i]"Alright Boney M, where're y'all from?" [/i]
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“Well, I’m Jack. And I’ve recently found my way into your world. I’m using these bones to get around and experience life.”
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[i]"You're a spirit then? Possessin' a body?" [/i]
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“Many bodies, and yes I suppose so.”
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[i]"Why not just go to another, much nicer place? Or take over not fully dead corpses? Or at least bodies that aren't decayed?" [/i]
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“Can’t.” They say with a bony shrug.
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[i]"Why not?" [/i]
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“I dunno. I can only get the bony ones moving.”
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[i]"Then do us a favour and -blam!- right off to Khalosh, yeah?"[/i]
