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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/30/2017 4:09:07 PM
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[spoiler]>Implying democracy and living happy is an American only thing
>Canada, Europe, China, and South Korea would like a word with you[/spoiler]
[i]It was a fairly unnatural phenomenon, to say the very least, but it was also causing a lot of chaos all across Tatakai. Normally JT would be perfectly fine with some sort of creatures being integrated into society, although the dead? That was a bit too much for him, so he was standing in the centre of Dojoville, just beating the absolute piss out of a skeleton. [/i]
English
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“No thank you, you’re not my type.” Comments a jack as he downs another bottle.
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[i]"Really? 'cause I know how you're staring at me." [/i]
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“No I’m staring longingly at the tragedy that is the bottom of a bottle and bank account.” He says as another skeleton is torn apart by Divia for attempting to steal her wallet.
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[i]"What? She gets paid, you got buried." [/i]
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“Again, I’m telling you I’m not a skeleton.”
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[i]"You're in a skeletons body though. I'm a cyborg because I'm almost entirely 'bot, and you're dead." [/i]
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“Once again, I’m not, the dead just make good clothing.”
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[i]JT picked that particular skeleton up and threw him through someone's window. [/i]
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There’s a brief scream, before the skeleton comes tap ‘a dancing out the front door with a cane and top hat
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[i]"Okay what the -blam!-." JT starts walking home. [/i]
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Divia vanishes into his shadow again, and that Jack promptly runs down the street past him, pursued by an angry older gentleman.
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[i]JT pulled his revolver and fired six bullets along Jack's spine. The intent was to shatter the back in six spots so it couldn't reform."[/i]
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The spine flies apart, but eventually flies back together like it’s rubber banding.
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[i]JT just goes home - He was tired of it. [/i]
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[spoiler]And I suppose that should end[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Obviously. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I didn’t make Jack too obnoxious did I? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You did, yeah. And my character's actions being relatively useless didn't particularly help. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Gotcha. I’ll dial it back next time he pops up, and I’ll probably rework his power set and design. I Think I rushed this concept. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Kk [/spoiler]
