originally posted in:The New Dojo
There was a bit of trouble in Dojoville. The dead were rising, and rather than causing havoc, biting people, and turning society into yet another bad video game or movie trying to rip off the Walking Dead, they were doing something a bit more... American. The army of walking skeletons, held together by some sort of rooty black stuff were wandering the city. They bustled into banks, sending the customers screaming away, after which they politely took out some cash. After that they made for the various gun stores, bars, and movie theaters, trying to buy guns of any and all shapes and types (and getting shot at a bit), get a beer, or enjoy the seven billionth superhero movie this year. Havoc naturally ensues.
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[i]"If I was drunk I'd be flirting to high hell with you, like with everyone. Even the Skeletons." [/i]
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“No thank you, you’re not my type.” Comments a jack as he downs another bottle.
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[i]"Really? 'cause I know how you're staring at me." [/i]
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“No I’m staring longingly at the tragedy that is the bottom of a bottle and bank account.” He says as another skeleton is torn apart by Divia for attempting to steal her wallet.
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[i]"What? She gets paid, you got buried." [/i]
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“Again, I’m telling you I’m not a skeleton.”
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[i]"You're in a skeletons body though. I'm a cyborg because I'm almost entirely 'bot, and you're dead." [/i]
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“Once again, I’m not, the dead just make good clothing.”
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[i]JT picked that particular skeleton up and threw him through someone's window. [/i]
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There’s a brief scream, before the skeleton comes tap ‘a dancing out the front door with a cane and top hat
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[i]"Okay what the -blam!-." JT starts walking home. [/i]
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Divia vanishes into his shadow again, and that Jack promptly runs down the street past him, pursued by an angry older gentleman.
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[i]JT pulled his revolver and fired six bullets along Jack's spine. The intent was to shatter the back in six spots so it couldn't reform."[/i]
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The spine flies apart, but eventually flies back together like it’s rubber banding.
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[i]JT just goes home - He was tired of it. [/i]
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[spoiler]And I suppose that should end[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Obviously. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I didn’t make Jack too obnoxious did I? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You did, yeah. And my character's actions being relatively useless didn't particularly help. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Gotcha. I’ll dial it back next time he pops up, and I’ll probably rework his power set and design. I Think I rushed this concept. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Kk [/spoiler]