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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Splashback77:
11/30/2017 1:29:20 PM
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"Hey, uh, miss. We're Titans, we punch s**t and tank damage for fun. Also, you didn't kill our ghosts, so you're not a guardian killer," Jade noted.
"Now I really want to get back to punching," Blake added.
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"...please don't punch me. -Oh, no. You're that Titan that wanted Mia to fist me!" [i]Celkym yelled out a little, sweating underneath that helmet.[/i] >[b]Cel, if we need to retreat.. ...Cel?[/b]<
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"Oh. That was you in the arena? Small world!" Blake exclaimed
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>"Y-Yeah. Small world, big girls.."< [i]Celkym would chuckle in an awfully uncomfortable manner, as she would look at Jade. She was both dwarfed and thinner, yet.. "big" seemed like a bad attempt at a flirt.[/i]
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"Did you just call me fat, punk?"Jade asked. Her voice was low and harsh.
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 12/1/2017 2:42:03 AM>"No! I-I mean.. t-thick, and strong, and buff, and powerful, yet attractive, and.."< [i]The voice would cut off. Celkym sighed, sitting down. It was as if she was awaiting the beatdown.[/i]
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She chuckled, "Attractive..."
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>"Yes.. attractive. You're curvy, and yet so perfectly toned, not like some model - no, like a marble statue from past times, standing overhead like a shining beacon, like a.. Guardian. A Titan."< [i]Celkym finished, sighing.[/i]
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Edited by Splashback77: 12/9/2017 8:50:43 AM"Well, glad you said that to Laney. I'm taken," Blake said. "Wait, someone [i]wanted[/i] to date you?" Jade asked, looking to her comrade "Not a bet? Not a dare?"
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>"Well, it's.. good for him, right? He's happy. Maybe that.. gives you more motivation to find someone, too?"<
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"Not interested in anyone right now...." Jade huffed.
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>"Oh.. well, you'll find someone-"< >"[b]You're suggesting yourself, to the woman whom just attempted to murder you.[/b]"< [i]The Vex Ghost would cut Celkym off, an audible, garbled sigh leaving it's frame.[/i]
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"Nah. I got ass to kick."
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>"...Not my ass, though. Right? Please be right.."< >"[b]If you weren't in such a situation, I would make a joke.[/b]"<
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"Good, cause I already kicked it."
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>"...[i]excuse me?[/i]"< >"[b]Oh, dear.[/b]"< [i]Celkym seemed particularly angry, just then, as she rose up.[/i] >"I cut your throat open like I will cut your Traveler apart, and I will do so again! You dare to mock a Vex Mind? I will strew your remains across this wretched planet and cast your being into a shell of a Goblin, serving me and me alone!"< >"[b]Celkym..[/b]"< >"No! You know what - no!" [i]Angry nerd alert. Celkym would rip off her helmet - revealing a light blue colored Awoken, underneath it's dome. She was.. pretty, in a sense, like a marbled statue of old.[/i] "[i]Come on, you wretched thing! Let me end you once and for all![/i]" [i]It was hard to tell whether she had gone nuts or suffering from a breakdown.[/i]
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"Jade, this one's on you," Blake said. The Titan began to stroll away. "YOU'RE LEAVING!" Jade yelled. "I came to destroy thots, not be vexicuted. Besides, I have a boyfriend. I don't need this shit."
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"FIGHT ME!" >"[b]Celkym.[/b]"< "I WILL RIP YOU APART, YOU FOUL, IMPURE-"< >"[b]Shhh, Cel.[/b]"< [i]A faint jingle of Christmas music would play in the air, resonating from.. the Ghost, of which had circled around Celkym. She went silent, sighing.[/i]
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"Is that... Christmas music?" She asked.
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>"[b]Relaxing, joyful Christmas music.[/b]"< >"You are the epitome of evil.."< [i]Celkym muttered, sighing. If Jade wanted to cheer her up.. well, punching her, or punching the Ghost, would be a start.[/i]
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The Titan's Ghost spoke up, he sounded like Samuel L. Jackson, "Celkym, how did you become a Vex mind?"
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>"I was-"< >"[b]A test. Now? She is a success. She will take this planet for herself and perfect it.[/b]<
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"I swear I read something in an article about a member of a team raiding the Vault of Glass going missing about 9 years ago."
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>"[b]Not a team. A brave, young Guardian whom sook out the truth. Isn't that right, Celkym.[/b]"< "...[i]Yes.[/i]" [i]Celkym would nod, as the corrupted Ghost's scrying eye returned to Jade's own Ghost.[/i] >"[b]She is free. Alive.[/b]"<
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"That isn't what I read," Knuckles noted, "No Guardian could take it on alone. Kabr, Praedyth, and Pahanin proved that. It would be impossible, even for Sarah Grey now."
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>"[b]You still think that. Good. Good.[/b]"< "[i]I did. I did.[/i]" [i]She would keep muttering, over and over.[/i]
