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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/30/2017 1:55:33 AM
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Artemis pulled out a strange cylinder looking thing with a red button on it. Upon pressing the button, the familiar sound of a lightsaber turning on could be heard as a blue light shot out of it, forming a blade.
"Surprise?"
Lyn sighed.
"I thought we were going to hold back, Artemis..."
"Yeah well, how else was I going to kill a giant dinosaur? My bow?"
"Could've at least used your power to kill it with fallen trees and say they just so happened to hit it."
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[i]"Okay, I'm going home. -blam!- the dinosaurs, -blam!- the dogs, and most importantly, -blam!- this unorganized ass group." Nat was, well, quite pissed. She was fairly easy to calm, but God damn was she not happy with anything today. [/i]
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Lyn sighed. "Natalie, please calm down. I get that we've had a rough start, but....Yeah, let's go. Artemis, can you please just lead us out of here?" "Hey! Come on, we haven't even-" "Arty, you f*cking abandoned us, we almost got eaten by a f*cking magical *ss dinosaur, and now both Natalie and I want to go back."
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[i]"Why the hell did you guys come out here anyways? Why not just get the -blam!-ing army to roll in and take out the things here? Because it seems that people can tell them to do that shit these days." [/i]
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Artemis laughed and shook her head. "That's dumb. Where's the fun in that?! I love hunting this sh*t!" Lyn rolled her eyes and began to walk away. "I'm just going to start walking and I'll slice through anything in my way or f*cking smite it or some sh*t."
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[i]"I have a staff and some gravity, you have something that can cut a -blam!-ing dinosaur, Artemis." Nat said, as she followed Lyn. [/i]
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"Yeah, and I was trying not to use it, but the dino was gonna be rather hard to punch to death..." Artemis muttered as she followed. "Not my fault I went from hunting with a bow to becoming trained by some old mando jedi guy....I think he was my father in law actually...." The girl's ears drooped as her expression became more serious.
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[i]"Star Wars dude? Wat?"[/i]
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"Yeah, it was something..." Artemis answered, attempting a weak smile. [spoiler]T'was an old character of Cannon's.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ah, gotcha. [/spoiler] [i]"Right, well, not all of us have straight up laser swords." [/i]
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"Or force powers." Lyn added. "Unfair really." The wolf girl rolled her eyes in response. "Fine, I get it. I know that I have a lot going for me in a place like this. If we were getting shot at with ballistics it would be a different story though."
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[i]"Well, a bullet is pretty deadly compared to a sword." [/i]
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"Hey!" Lyn got jokingly offended. "My swords are plenty deadly!...Up close."
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[i]Natalie laughed slightly and rolled her eyes. "Right, but you're -blam!-ed at a range. Unless you, like, throw it." [/i]
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"Hey, don't tempt me!" Lyn laughed a bit herself.
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[i]"Why not? Feel free to try it, tell me how it goes." [/i]
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"I think I'll try it sometime now, Natalie. Though, my throwing knives would probably be the smarter option." "Or you can end your enemy rightly by throwing your pommel." Artemis added, the three of them making their way back.
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[i]"Or use the buzzy lighty swing swing side?" [/i]
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Edited by Stitch: 11/30/2017 10:01:22 PMArtemis rolled her eyes and giggled quietly. "Yeah, Natalie, I'm gonna do that while you use your whizzity woo stick."
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[i]"Excuse you, it's called the gravity gam gummer."[/i]
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Both Lyn and Arty laughed at that one. "Of course it is, Natalie." Lyn said between laughs.
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[i]"It's the best name ever." [/i]
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"Oh, yes 100 percent." Arty said. They eventually reached the end of the forest.
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[i]"Out of the jungle, yay." [/i]
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"Ugh. Let's go get smoothies or something, eh?" Lyn began walking back to Dojoville, Artemis waiting on Natalie.
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Natalie followed behind her.
