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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/28/2017 2:09:16 PM
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"What the -blam!- you mean '-blam!- off'?"
Alpha replied dryly.
"I'm not taking that for an answer."
The goat was dressed in a purple hoodie and blue jeans, still suffering from a hangover from Jason's booze. Though she did seem in a better mood.
"What the hell happened?"
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[i]She rolled her eyes beneath her helmet with a slight groan, her left hand sliding out of its pocket to move up to her broken visor, the very tips of her index and middle finger lightly stroking over the deep gash in the material.[/i] "Man, what happened t'the days where people'd fuсk off if y'told 'em t'... Whatever, whatever, t'answer, I blew a li'l something up 'n... yeah." [i]She just shrugged, her right hand moving back to the pocket it came from, slipping back in. The nameless lady groaned quietly as she had before, squeezing her eyes shut tight for just a moment, because fuсk did her head hurt still.[/i]
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"You bl- -blam!-s sake." Alpha rolled her eye in suit and got up "Goddamnit."
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"Yea." [i]She just shrugged, twisting her thumbs as she looked down at Alpha, giving her another curious once-over.[/i] "So... why're ya a goat?"
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"Why're you a spastic asshole?" She replied
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"B'cause 'tis fun," [i]She retorted simply and bluntly, her smug grin hidden away by that damned helmet of hers.[/i]
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"I imagine if I asked the special education class the same they'd probably answer the same too."
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"Comparin' me t'tаrds? Man, what did 'ey ever do t'ya, or are ya always this сunty?" [i]She looked at Alpha again, closer this time, using her naked eye rather than the helmet's HUD... mostly because it got broke. The goat didn't seem to be armed, so if things got violent... ...well, Helena would've had the upper hand.[/i]
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"I think the latter. Happens when you get treated like shit." She said, shrugging
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"Rip." [i]She made a growl-like noise, sounding very similar to a genuine wolf or something alike, her annoyance spiking sky-high as the sounds of the police, the firefighters, and the ambulances hit her ears.[/i] "Oh, gods, right... 'ey exist. So annoyin'. Ya wanna skedaddle outta 'ere t'continue our mutual dislike b'fore those annoyin' сunts get 'ere?"
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"Sure thing...uh...govna." She said, mocking her accent
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"Govna? I'm not an Aussie, ya fuсkwit." [i]The insult came in jest, Helena's voice laced with a joking tone, though it was hard to tell since she was sarcastic pretty much always regardless. She nodded towards the nearest alleyway, waving Alpha with her as she broke into a jog, steady and pretty relaxed.[/i]
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Alpha followed "And I'm not really a furry. Your point?"
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"Not a furry? Right, right, 'n I'm a functional member of society." [i]Sarcasm... she had a lot of it, clearly, thickly accenting her voice as she jogged through the maze of alleyways.[/i]
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"If I was a furry I'd be humping your leg right now." She pointed out truthfully
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[i]The sound of the sirens slowly grew more and more distant as the two made their way through the town, Helena speeding up into a more casual run, rather than a slow jog.[/i] "The fuсk? Ah, whatever... name's Helena; call me as y'wish."
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"Name's Alpha." She said, laughing
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"Alpha? What, there a Beta too? That can't be your real name." [i]Inquisitive and a piece of shit. Great.[/i]
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"There is, and I met you. You don't get that yet."
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"Oooh, look at li'l miss 'ya gotta earn m'name'," [i]Hel sarcastically remarked with a roll of her eyes.[/i]
