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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/27/2017 1:02:06 AM
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[i]"Nothing but a spy job and poker night gone séxual, no." [/i]
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"Poker night gone sexual? Jesus Christ. I'd say that qualifies as interesting, though."
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[i]"Yeah it was a pretty good night, aside from someone shapeshifting into a polar bear. On my back. While I was bent over. -blam!-ing guy had no common sense." [/i]
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Edited by Jörmungandr: 11/27/2017 1:12:47 AM"Shapeshifting into a... a fućking polar bear? What the fućk?"
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[i]"I know right?" [/i]
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"That sounds fućking traumatizing. Then again, I tend not to let men bend me over... Ever. So I guess I'm at least a little safe there."
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[i]"Yeah, I stuck to my lady friends around that point." [/i]
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"I can see why."
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[i]"Mhm." [/i]
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"So, do you prefer dudes or chicks? Or do you just find whoever seems interesting?"
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[i]"That last one, yeah. Doesn't matter what it is to me, gender-wise." [/i]
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"Fair enough. Personally, I have no fućking clue how someone could find men attractive, but I don't think I ever [i]could[/i] understand either."
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[i]"Gotcha." [/i]
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[b]She downs her drink, but when she asks the bartender for more, he simply replies that it's all gone. She sighs, muttering,[/b] "Fućk my life..."
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[i]"Wanna find another place for drinks?" [/i]
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"Maybe. But if we're getting put of here..." [b]She smirked.[/b] "...I can think of better options."
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[i]"Oh? Let's hear them." [/i]
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"Well, I think we already talked about one..."
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[i]"I'd prefer to hear it~" [/i] [spoiler]Forget what lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lol[/spoiler] "Hm... Well, last I checked, you wanted to head back to my place and have some fun."
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[i]"Hm... Lead on." [/i]
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"With pleasure..." [b]They exit the bar, and, after a few minutes of walking, come upon a seemingly normal- albeit small- house.[/b] "Honestly, I don't come here often except to grab or replace my gear. But it still has all the necessities, and we're both too drunk to drive, so it'll work." [b]She opens the door and steps inside, gesturing for Natalie to follow. At first nothing out of the ordinary is seen, but, right behind the now-open door stands a jet-black suit of body armor. As they walk through the house, a workshop of sorts (a rather high-tech one at that) can be seen behind a slightly-cracked door, and weapons are seen here and there. It seems to be in... well, disarray would be an understatement. Eventually, they arrive at a closed door. As she puts her hand on the door-knob, she says,[/b] "...and here we are." [b]The open door reveals a bedroom. It was a large contrast to the disorder of the rest of the house. It looked well-kept. The only major notable thing was the bed. It looked far too large for one person. However, knowing Lyra, there was probably much more that had yet to be revealed.[/b] "So..." [b]She pulls Natalie in for a kiss. It wasn't particularly noteworthy, and it seemed as if she was merely 'testing the waters', so to speak.[/b] "...shall we?"
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[i]"We shall~"[/i] [spoiler]PM or timeskip?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]PM. I dont have anything better to do with my time rn[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Kk, you're starting[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I swear, I start everytime with everyone lol. Whatever, though. I gotchu[/spoiler]
