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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/27/2017 12:46:52 AM
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"Yeah, it wasn't exactly fun. But, shit got interesting later. And now, looking back, there's not much I regret. Hell, if I'd've had a normal life, I would've just been some normal kid with a few mental issues- well, until my powers manifested, anyways. Then I would've probably tried to do the same shit, but without what was essentially a little over two decades of training. Probably woulda ended getting myself killed. So, for how shit's turned out, I honestly probably got one of the better possible beginnings, ridiculous as that sounds."
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[i]"..."[/i]
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"Alright, enough of that depressing shit. You want a full life story, I'll give it to you sometime. Now's not the time."
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[i]"...Yeah I agree..." [/i]
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"You got any interesting stories? Preferably not ones an emo would start slitting his wrists to."
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[i]"Nothing but a spy job and poker night gone séxual, no." [/i]
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"Poker night gone sexual? Jesus Christ. I'd say that qualifies as interesting, though."
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[i]"Yeah it was a pretty good night, aside from someone shapeshifting into a polar bear. On my back. While I was bent over. -blam!-ing guy had no common sense." [/i]
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Edited by Jörmungandr: 11/27/2017 1:12:47 AM"Shapeshifting into a... a fućking polar bear? What the fućk?"
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[i]"I know right?" [/i]
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"That sounds fućking traumatizing. Then again, I tend not to let men bend me over... Ever. So I guess I'm at least a little safe there."
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[i]"Yeah, I stuck to my lady friends around that point." [/i]
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"I can see why."
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[i]"Mhm." [/i]
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"So, do you prefer dudes or chicks? Or do you just find whoever seems interesting?"
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[i]"That last one, yeah. Doesn't matter what it is to me, gender-wise." [/i]
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"Fair enough. Personally, I have no fućking clue how someone could find men attractive, but I don't think I ever [i]could[/i] understand either."
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[i]"Gotcha." [/i]
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[b]She downs her drink, but when she asks the bartender for more, he simply replies that it's all gone. She sighs, muttering,[/b] "Fućk my life..."
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[i]"Wanna find another place for drinks?" [/i]
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"Maybe. But if we're getting put of here..." [b]She smirked.[/b] "...I can think of better options."
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[i]"Oh? Let's hear them." [/i]
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"Well, I think we already talked about one..."
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[i]"I'd prefer to hear it~" [/i] [spoiler]Forget what lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Lol[/spoiler] "Hm... Well, last I checked, you wanted to head back to my place and have some fun."
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[i]"Hm... Lead on." [/i]
