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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/26/2017 11:55:32 PM
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"Least you have someone. Me? I grew up on the streets of NYC. No mother. No father. Just more and more dumbass street gangs. It was either join one or life was... exceptionally shitty. I'd end up joining one for awhile, then getting sick of their shit and deciding to kill 'em all. Some other fućkers would hear what happen, get me to join, then the cycle would repeat. I lost count of how many times. Honestly, I probably dealt with more murderers and robbers than half the NYPD. And that's... extremely ironic coming from someone like me."
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[i]"...Damn." [/i]
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"Yeah, it wasn't exactly fun. But, shit got interesting later. And now, looking back, there's not much I regret. Hell, if I'd've had a normal life, I would've just been some normal kid with a few mental issues- well, until my powers manifested, anyways. Then I would've probably tried to do the same shit, but without what was essentially a little over two decades of training. Probably woulda ended getting myself killed. So, for how shit's turned out, I honestly probably got one of the better possible beginnings, ridiculous as that sounds."
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[i]"..."[/i]
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"Alright, enough of that depressing shit. You want a full life story, I'll give it to you sometime. Now's not the time."
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[i]"...Yeah I agree..." [/i]
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"You got any interesting stories? Preferably not ones an emo would start slitting his wrists to."
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[i]"Nothing but a spy job and poker night gone séxual, no." [/i]
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"Poker night gone sexual? Jesus Christ. I'd say that qualifies as interesting, though."
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[i]"Yeah it was a pretty good night, aside from someone shapeshifting into a polar bear. On my back. While I was bent over. -blam!-ing guy had no common sense." [/i]
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Edited by Jörmungandr: 11/27/2017 1:12:47 AM"Shapeshifting into a... a fućking polar bear? What the fućk?"
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[i]"I know right?" [/i]
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"That sounds fućking traumatizing. Then again, I tend not to let men bend me over... Ever. So I guess I'm at least a little safe there."
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[i]"Yeah, I stuck to my lady friends around that point." [/i]
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"I can see why."
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[i]"Mhm." [/i]
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"So, do you prefer dudes or chicks? Or do you just find whoever seems interesting?"
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[i]"That last one, yeah. Doesn't matter what it is to me, gender-wise." [/i]
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"Fair enough. Personally, I have no fućking clue how someone could find men attractive, but I don't think I ever [i]could[/i] understand either."
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[i]"Gotcha." [/i]
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[b]She downs her drink, but when she asks the bartender for more, he simply replies that it's all gone. She sighs, muttering,[/b] "Fućk my life..."
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[i]"Wanna find another place for drinks?" [/i]
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"Maybe. But if we're getting put of here..." [b]She smirked.[/b] "...I can think of better options."
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[i]"Oh? Let's hear them." [/i]
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"Well, I think we already talked about one..."
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[i]"I'd prefer to hear it~" [/i] [spoiler]Forget what lol[/spoiler]
