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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/26/2017 7:35:38 PM
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[b][u]TUBBS VS ORN....[/u][/b]oh boy...
Victoria was constructed into the white canvas of an arena. As she looked around they spotted Tubbs, who somehow glitched the system and was jumping on a fun House bouncy castle. Then he dropped as a holographic slot machine projected itself in the sky, and began to roll. It rolled images of Flowers, and as the two foes stood where they were, the entire arena transformed into a massive yellow fields. Bright yellow daisies went up to the fighters knees as the endless field stretched on for eternity. There were a few large oak trees that seemed like they were hundreds of years old, due to the sheer size of them.
Then, Haakon spoke.
“THREE! TWO! ONE! FIGHT!”
[spoiler] -Follow ALL official dojo guidelines
-Keep the beef you may develop with your foe to PM’s or contact one of the referees.
-What a ref say’s goes. We aren’t participating in the tourney so you guys can have fun. Please respect that.
-You are allowed 5 weapons in a fight which includes offensive weapons(EG:Grenades, mines etc). You can switch your load out between fights but not during.
-The max caliber of bullet permitted is the .50cal BMG.
-Be courteous and respect your foe. They are skilled fighters just like you. Never assume your attack lands unless it would hit no matter what, and take damage reasonably. Good fights are rewarded at the end of the tourney.
-Death to your foe is decided by your foe. When your opponent has submitted, CLEARLY SUBMITTED(they will make a spoiler stating their submission or have dialogue stating it), you may perform a fantastical fatality.
-Reply maximum is 60. In order to get things going the odd man out fights(the ones that hold the schedule back) will be shortened to 50.
-Have fun![/spoiler]
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As he dropped he landed on his back in the flowers and rubbed the back of his head. “The Hell?” He stands up and sees the field of nothing but flowers and a few trees. “You gotta be kidding me...” He looks and sees Victoria. “Howdy!” He waves.
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[i]Victoria had taken to studying the arena. There was.. nothing that she could really take advantage of. No cover unless she went sprinting for a bit. No high ground. Nothing. It bothered her a little.[/i] [i]Though she could show some respect to the second combatant, she supposed. Tubbs, was it? She thought it was his name.[/i] "Greetings. ...of all the places to fight. This."
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“I know! It’s bullshīt! I guess they think it’s funny or something! Anyways, best of luck!” He then whispered to himself. “You’ll need it...” Tubbs pulled a collapsed up scythe off his back and it unfolded in his hands. It had a blade on both sides. “So uh... imma just... walk over there now...” He started walking to Victoria with caution. Watching her every move.
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"Yeah, just gonna.." [i]...A scythe. This would be fun.[/i] [i]Victoria didn't waste time, immediately drawing her Bolt Pistol and placing the sights upon Tubb's central mass, before pulling the trigger. Three *BLAM*s exploded in a flurry of sound as three .50 caliber rounds were sent flying towards Tubbs' form.[/i]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/26/2017 7:59:00 PMAs soon as she drew it Tubbs jumped to the right. “SON OF A BÏTCH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?” While he was laying down and she couldn’t see him. He opened a portal under him and another behind her. She heard a thud as he fell on the ground behind her and quickly got up, swinging the scythe towards her stomach.
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 11/26/2017 8:04:35 PM[i]Victoria spun around as she heard the thud, with such movements reminding her of fighting Banshees - several Banshees, and at that.. vulgar, louder Banshees. She spun about, grabbing the base of the scythe with her free hand, stopping the swung weapon with armored fingers as she fired a single round into Tubbs' stomach.[/i]
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When she shot him his took his free hand to grab his stomach, and then he dropped his hand to the side of his pants, pressing a button. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN!?” He then grabbed the gun(still holding the scythe with his other hand) and used his super strength to attempt to rip it out of her hand while he went to kick her with his full force in the chest. [spoiler]i forgot to say it earlier, but if there’s anything I use that you think I just made up, PM Pants or Cob because they have my bio and will confirm it’s in there[/spoiler]
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 11/26/2017 8:28:33 PM[i]Meanwhile, Victoria was tugged forwards, grunting as she would let go of the scythe and grabbed her Bolt Pistol with both hands. As Tubbs kicked her, she groaned in a sudden pain as the blunt damage kicked in, though she immediately tugged herself close to him again, this time slamming her armored head into his in an attempt to stun him.[/i]
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[spoiler]whenever I press the button, it takes 2 turns and lasts 2 turns, but it’s basically an invincible shield around me[/spoiler] [spoiler]so it just activated and after your reply to this it’s gone[/spoiler] The headbutt simply bounced off him because the shield. He then let go of the scythe and put both hands on the pistol and attempted to turn it to face Vic while pulling the trigger constantly and also trying to pull it away from her.
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 11/26/2017 8:49:35 PM[i]With the several *BLAM!*s ringing throughout the air, it would only be Victoria's helmet and the Bolt Pistol's size that stopped her from being injured, for now. She kept the weapon between herself and Tubbs, practically putting all of her effort into keeping it between them and away from herself.[/i] [i]Although she was also pulling the trigger rapidly, the shots flying past Tubbs' head.[/i]
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“WHEN DOES THIS THING NEED TO RELOAD DAMNIT!?” Tubbs was just trying to keep it away from his face for now, so he went to kick Vic in the leg to make her trip. He also was sort of leaning the opposite way of the gun and ducking so he wouldn’t be shot.
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[i]With the factor of super strength, Victoria stumbled, albeit Tubbs probably broke a few toes thanks to how he had slammed his foot against ceramite armor. Not saying he did! Well..[/i] [i]Now, the Bolter had simply begun to click.[/i] "There." [i]Victoria murmured, as she shoved the weapon into Tubbs' arms. From there, she withdrew a gladius and a shield from her back, repositioning. She didn't seem to pack an ammo belt or magazine on her, either..[/i]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/26/2017 9:26:38 PMTubbs threw the gun at her. “Geez...” He put his foot up and rubbed his toes. “Not gonna do that again...” He limped over and picked up his scythe. [spoiler]i won’t make him limp the whole time, like he can still run if he needs to, but it’s just more comfortable at this point to limp lmao[/spoiler] “Sorry about this.” He put the scythe on his back and opened a portal, reached in, and pulled out a black bow with pink hearts on it. [spoiler]it’s Cupid’s Bow, the arrows shock you and make you fall in love with Tubbs for one turn(that will only happen the first time you’re hit.)[/spoiler] He shot three arrows at Vic as fast as he could.(around 3 seconds to shoot one so you could probably block all if you’re fast enough) One went to the head, another to the stomach, and the last to the feet.
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[spoiler]This'll be fun.[/spoiler] [i]While Victoria suddenly dropped to the ground, knee slamming against the earth. Though, one arrow would bounce off of her head..[/i] "What the-!" [i]She yelled out, her helmet protecting her from damage. Yet she took one look at Tubbs, stumbling upwards.[/i] "Oh, Tubbs. My Tubbs, wonderful Tubbs!" [i]...She was in love, to say the least.[/i]
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“My dear Vic... if you love me, you’ll...” He pulled out another arrow. “STAY STILL!” He went to shoot her in the foot. [spoiler]its wore off by now so you could dodge that[/spoiler]
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 11/27/2017 12:28:26 AM"Of course, I- wait, what? You pathetic-" [i]Victoria would suddenly strafe by the arrow, the shot whistling past her head.[/i] "...[i]сur![/i] How dare you take advantage with such means? You are no better than one of Slaanesh's playthings!" [i]Tubbs was likely thinking one thing right now.. what's a Slaanesh?[/i] [i]It seemed that Victoria took the love effect a little too harshly, now storming towards Tubbs like a storm would move through the land.[/i]
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[spoiler]I ship it[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Victoritubbs[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]holy shit[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Call me OTP cause I'm shipping more than the US navy[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/27/2017 2:51:39 AM“What’d I do wrong!? I don’t get it! Well I guess that’s women for ya.” Tubbs opened a portal and threw the bow in it then closed the portal. [spoiler]just using that for a storage like thing, not actually throwing it somewhere in the arena[/spoiler] He then holds out his hand. “...” ... “Give it a minute...” A trident comes flying into his hands, like it wanted to be Mjolnir, but didn’t at the same time... “I hope you can swim. Actually... no... you won’t be swimming. Just... ya know what? Shutup.” He aimed the trident at her and water came shooting out. [spoiler]not like water gun water, but like, water shooting constantly with the power of like a rocket launcher water gun[/spoiler] [spoiler]basically if it hits you it’ll throw you back and hurt but I don’t think it’ll do any major damage[/spoiler]
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[i]Victoria would slam down her shield once more, still being sent back throughout the rows of flowers, yet still staying alive and standing yet. She began to approach Tubbs once again, tightening her grip upon her gladius.[/i]
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Tubbs ran towards her and summoned Tubbs 2 behind her. Tubbs then jumped in the air and slung his trident towards Vic while Tubbs 2 grabbed her arms to try and hold her.
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[i]The initial reaction was to break free, as Victoria promptly slammed against the secondary Tubbs with the right side of her body and, hopefully, knock him back. She would raise her shield and parry the swung trident, still maintaining her defense against the two.[/i]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 11/27/2017 12:40:51 PMAs she knocked Tubbs 2 back, Tubbs landed on the ground and rolled, got back up, grabbed the trident and went to drop kick her. All while Tubbs 2 swung his sword at her back.
