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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/18/2017 2:38:53 PM
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[i]"Right. Even though I was armed to the teeth and almost everybody on this planet regards me as a force of law." [/i][spoiler]Ex-Lieutenant/Admin status makes someone famous lol. Wasn't expecting her to know though, just explaining in case of confusion. [/spoiler]
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"Wow, that's great. You must have a massive ego with that level of popularity. But still, never heard of you. Sad times.'
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[i]"That's right. And on top of the ego, I also have th' ability to lock yer ass up permanently." [/i]
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"So what do you want?"
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[i]"Well, you t'leave Dojoville." [/i]
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"I can't. I'm chained up and with a bullet wound."
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[i]"I'll unchain ya, smartass." [/i]
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"And the bullet wound?"
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[i]"You have one good leg, don't ya?" [/i]
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"You're an asshole."
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[i]"An asshole with working knees." [/i]
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"Oh, then, here's a suggestion. Ever considered killing yourself? It's great, I'd reccomend you try it."
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[i]"Sorry babe, too many people would miss you. Kinda like how you'll miss the ability to walk." [/i]
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"It'll heal. You, however... Those body parts you replaced will never heal. You can't even consider yourself wholy human anymore."
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[i]"Damn right. I installed these -blam!-ers myself, you probably can't install Google Chrome." [/i]
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[spoiler]Hahahhahahahahaha Google Chrome is so shitty haahhahahahahah[/spoiler] "...whatever. I'm going."
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[spoiler]Boi are you getting salty about this? And it's pretty great up in North America. Right there with Mozilla Firefox. [/spoiler] [i]"Get crawlin' lass." [/i]
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[spoiler]no, just laughing at Chrome. Firefox is clearly superior browser :3[/spoiler] "...I can still hop."
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[spoiler]Gotcha[/spoiler] [i]JT shot again, the bullet hitting her other kneecap. "Really now? There's a pool of water near here, it'll heal ya right up in like half an hour at least. Come fight me when you can actually do something to me, and stay outta trouble." [/i]
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"Just -blam!- off." She crawls away.
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[i]((End?))[/i]
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[spoiler]yee[/spoiler]
