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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Apple:
11/18/2017 2:19:07 PM
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"...Well I'm sorry but I don't take kindly to being forced to do things by sick little pieces of crap like you!
...but I'd rather not die, here, so... I'll answer one question. I'll tell you what they did. They robbed from me, so I killed them. And then the others tried to take me down, like I was the bad guy, so I slaughtered them too."
English
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[i]"Aight, so you were defending yerself by attacking me? When I literally didn't have any weapons in my hands?" [/i]
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"You seemed like you'd do what they all did. I snap easily."
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[i]"Yeah, so questioning makes you snap?" [/i]
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"In that situation, yes."
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[i]"Riiiiight. Because attacking a cop is ever a good idea." And at that moment, JT would pull his badge out of his pocket. [/i]
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"You act like you expected me to actually know that. You're no-one I've seen or heard of, so you're a nobody to me."
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[i]"Right. Even though I was armed to the teeth and almost everybody on this planet regards me as a force of law." [/i][spoiler]Ex-Lieutenant/Admin status makes someone famous lol. Wasn't expecting her to know though, just explaining in case of confusion. [/spoiler]
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"Wow, that's great. You must have a massive ego with that level of popularity. But still, never heard of you. Sad times.'
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[i]"That's right. And on top of the ego, I also have th' ability to lock yer ass up permanently." [/i]
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"So what do you want?"
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[i]"Well, you t'leave Dojoville." [/i]
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"I can't. I'm chained up and with a bullet wound."
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[i]"I'll unchain ya, smartass." [/i]
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"And the bullet wound?"
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[i]"You have one good leg, don't ya?" [/i]
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"You're an asshole."
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[i]"An asshole with working knees." [/i]
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"Oh, then, here's a suggestion. Ever considered killing yourself? It's great, I'd reccomend you try it."
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[i]"Sorry babe, too many people would miss you. Kinda like how you'll miss the ability to walk." [/i]
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"It'll heal. You, however... Those body parts you replaced will never heal. You can't even consider yourself wholy human anymore."
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[i]"Damn right. I installed these -blam!-ers myself, you probably can't install Google Chrome." [/i]
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[spoiler]Hahahhahahahahaha Google Chrome is so shitty haahhahahahahah[/spoiler] "...whatever. I'm going."
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[spoiler]Boi are you getting salty about this? And it's pretty great up in North America. Right there with Mozilla Firefox. [/spoiler] [i]"Get crawlin' lass." [/i]
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[spoiler]no, just laughing at Chrome. Firefox is clearly superior browser :3[/spoiler] "...I can still hop."
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[spoiler]Gotcha[/spoiler] [i]JT shot again, the bullet hitting her other kneecap. "Really now? There's a pool of water near here, it'll heal ya right up in like half an hour at least. Come fight me when you can actually do something to me, and stay outta trouble." [/i]
