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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Splashback77:
11/14/2017 3:21:51 AM
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[b][u]Practice Makes Perfect[/u][/b]
[i]Dojo Arena, High Noon[/i]
The stands weren't really empty. In them, sat some guardians, an assassin, A Spartan merc, a Hawaiian merc, and a demigod.
The guardians and their Ghosts chatted. The Spartan, the Hawaiian, and the assassin compared notes. The demigod just sat there, eating a pretzel.
They were waiting for someone to fight.
[spoiler]Fighters:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/236827574/0/0/1]C.H.A.M.E.L.E.O.N., AKA Felix, Illia's, and the Meta's Threesome lovechild on steriods.[/url][b]*[/b]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/235329136/0/0/1]Cast, the teenage dude.[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/234007027/0/0/1]Lohi, the Sexy Hawaiian[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/229667486/0/0/1]Reyna, the Spartan Bitch[/url][b]*[/b]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/228971849/0/0/1]Fabio, the Shapeshifter who turned into a Kodiak Bear During an Orgy[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/228636364/0/0/1]Mason. No you can't take the puppies or kitties[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/223103548/0/0/1]Former Hunter Vanguard Marky Mark[/url][b]*[/b]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/222590729/0/0/1]Blake. Blake Only. AKA, Trolly McPunchface[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/221622757/0/0/1]Mia, the Elder and less famous twin.[/url]
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/221277645/0/0/1]Sarah, the younger, famous, and unlucky asf twin.[/url][b]*[/b]
[/spoiler][spoiler]Open. But read ground Rules.[/spoiler][spoiler][b][u]Ground Rules[/u][/b]
[b]1)[/b] You can't use E-M-Ps on characters with Astrics by their name
[b]2)[/b] Be fair, no BS or godmodding, or you'll end up like Cannon
[b]3)[/b] No Perma-killing. This is just training me to PvP.
[b]4)[/b] Only choose one character to fight at a time. I can't do more than one at a time. I will only allow you to pick one character to fight.
[b]5)[/b] Only one Attack per post. Self-healing is allowed. But if it's healing over time, it has to take at least more than 5 posts to completely regenerate, and insta-heals can only be used once every 25 replies.
[b]6)[/b] Weapon switching is allowed. I honestly do not care about if you switch, as long as you follow Rule #5
[b]7)[/b] If I get too careless and break a rule, please let me know. If I break them multiple times in a row. The match will be immediately called and your character will take the victory
[b]8)[/b] Have fun. That's my personal rule. Make as many funny jokes and awesome one-liners as you please. It makes the fight more interesting. Don't forget the savage burns. Aloe Vera, and dilute for salt will be provided if needed.[/spoiler]
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Lohi climbed down into the arena, her bulletproof vest on. She was also wearing camo cargo pants, I guess they're called. She had her magnums, her belt of gadgets, and her sniper rifle, her least favorite weapon. "Well, hello there, person I f**ked," she greeted.
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[i]"You are way too blunt about it, did y'hit your head when you were using it to go down on me?" JT shot back, his tone more friendly and joking than anything. His left hand was with his gun at his hip, although the right one had folded back onto his forearm with a two foot long blade poking out of a hole in his arm. [/i]
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Lohi raised her magnums, "I promise, my body won't be as wet as my p***y was that night." [spoiler]https://youtu.be/Kli6xUGK7s8 [/spoiler]
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[i]"Trust me, when I'm done with you, it'll be a whole lot better. You can decide what I was talking about," JT replied, a cocky grin lacing the lips on his tanned face. He saw Lohi grab at her magnum and struck: The gun was raised in a quarter of a second, and a bullet found itself flying at her torso at the half of a second mark. [/i]
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She attempted to jump away, but the bullet grazed her side.
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[i]JT holstered his gun and approached her slowly. When he got near, he lunged forwards with his arm-blade - It was like he was punching, but with a really sharp and long fist. [/i]
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She ducked and dodge. Sge fired her magnum at him.
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[i]The bullet found itself hitting his chest, the muscle fibers in his body contracting and forming a shield of iron. The bullet, which I will assume was a .44, traveled through a layer of the muscles but was eventually forced out of his body when the muscles expanded again, and he went to grab Lohi's hair with his free hand - Which he pulled back, forcing g her to bend over backwards if it worked out in his favour. [/i]
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It did, and while she may have been muscular, she wasn't flexable.
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[i]JT brought the blade into the air, sending it crashing down on a course for her neck. Surely if it wasn't a spar he would have beheaded her, with augmented strength and all, but he stopped the swing early and just held the blade in front of it momentarily. He let go of her and retracted the sword then, getting his hand back. [/i]
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[spoiler]Alpha, sniper extraordinare with either high-powered super-rifle that operates on a three-turn timer, or a plasma-based DMR/Sniper Cipher, another goat, fist fighter and uses a lot of fire. "Mad Cat" Metal Gear char with a high-powered semi-auto sniper, assault rifle, and tranq rifle. Or Jared, OP as hell asshole and memelord galore[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Reyna Vs Alpha[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Alright, a fun post? And combat, all in one? I'm game. I'll give you a list of my characters and you can choose who I reply with. JT, the aggressive and flirty gunslinger. Treyman, the tactful and adamant general. Natalie, the fun loving mage. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]JT versus Lohi. Lmao. Sexy taunts vs. Sexy Taunts[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ha. You choosing that interaction then? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yup[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You pick. Oliver VS Sarah, Mia, or Mason. Preferably melee, lol. Muh Vex Guardian VS Whomever you want. Though I'd like Mia, she needs appreciation. Isabella VS Mia or Lohi, probs melee too, lol.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Vex Lady versus Mia[/spoiler]
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[i]In the midst of the arena, the dusty flooring would begin to slowly quiver and shake, as if something had begun to formulate within the arena itself. The seats rattled as if it was a minor earthquake. Dust swirled throughout the arena, the center suddenly gleaming with dark, familiar energies.. as the Nexus sent only one figure out.[/i] <[b]you can take the Guardians. it will be a simple victory.[/b]> [i]Tytram spoke, the Mind Ghost floating overhead Celkym as she rose up. The Guardians would recognize her.. a Guardian, shifted into a Vex. But what would lay underneath that dome helmet that she wore? That was the true question.[/i]
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"Holy shit, that's interesting," Sarah noted. "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT!" Cast screamed, spitting out his pretzel. "Looks like a fun fight," Blake comtemplated, "But I'll pass." "I'll take it on," Mia said, putting on her helmet, and pulling up the hood of her cloak. The Huntress jumped down into the arena, landing like a cat. "Break a leg, sis!" Sarah yelled, "No seriously, break their legs! And if you break a leg, don't worry- I can heal you!" "I know you won't let me down!" Mason yelled. "And give them a good fisting for me, okay!" Blake yelled. "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!" Lohi yelled.
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<"They're.. threatening to fist mе."> [i]Celkym said to her Mind, as the unblinking Vex machine would hum with energy.[/i] <[b]vulgar jokes are naught against you. you are ascended. you are their evolution.[/b]> <"...Okay. Okay.." <[b]show them the true meaning of perfection. show them the true dominant force of this universe.[/b]> [i]Tytram spewed it's truths into Celkym's mind, as she awaited Mia's arrival. Once she had come down, the Vex Guardian studied her apparel, her gear, her weapons, her face.. she was a Grey, was she not? She knew her. A little.[/i] >[b]celkym.[/b]< >"Mia Grey...?"<
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Mia spun her Last Word into her hands, then twirling it to show off. "This will be fun," she said. She grinned under her helmet. She put her hand out to shake, "Shake hands, partner, it's a Gunslinger's pride."
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 11/14/2017 1:28:24 PM<"It is Mia Grey, and.. a Gunslinger."> [i]The Vex Guardian began to offer her hand, before suddenly jolting back. Her arm suddenly locked into place, as the Nexus energies would begin to formulate and tear throughout reality, transforming her.[/i] <[i]You will know perfection, guardian.[/i]> [i]A monotone voice would suddenly take over, as a deep hum would escape the depths of the Vex Guardian's armoring. It was waiting on Mia.[/i]
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The Huntrees drew her Solar Machete, Long. She brought up the longknife as she took a readying stance.
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[i]Celkym's own hand would wrap around the hilt of a jagged blade, made if a silvery metal. In the center of the hilt would be a solid Vex eye, unblinking and staring at Mia.[/i] <[i]You can ascend, too.[/i]> [i]Celkym spoke, before charging towards Mia, her dagger brought to her left side as if she prepared a slashing arc.[/i]
