“Okay. Parties, hugs, more parties... fun time in bed... murder....” Ainsley looked around, hopefully there was nobody there to hear them. “Yeah, uh, well see here’s the thing. Parties are good. Hugs are occasionally good. Occasionally, because I’m a walking shock toy that only works 45% of the time. But uh, see there are things called STDs and pregnancy? Yeah, they make fun time in bed not so fun. And for the record, murder’s illegal in most countries nowadays.”