originally posted in:The New Dojo
[spoiler]It was on purpose.[/spoiler]
"Hmm. D&D can be fun if you have the right people. Ever heard the tale of Sir Bearington?"
He chuckled.
"My god, the stuff that comes out of some peoples imaginations."
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"Here's the thing, Lunar's actually the dungeon master every time he plays," she told Bedlam.
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"So it goes terribly, I'm guessing? Well, as someone that used to have a job kind of like a ghost I'll tell you it can get stressful. Endulge him a bit and you'll both be happier because he'll annoy you slightly less."
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"No. He's actually really good. He also does spot-on impressions. My personal favorite impression of his... Not sure whether I like his Nicholas Cage or Peter Dinkledge impression better."
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"Oh? So he can impersonate dinklebot pretty well? Is a Dinklebot better or worse than a Nolanbot though?"
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[spoiler]I wish I said this earlier. Lunar is the only Ghost I have that sounds like Northbot. The rest of them have completely different voices. I will say this: Flame sounds like Doomfist.[/spoiler] "He never has to do a Nolan North impression. But he does a spot-on Dinkledge, though."
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"Hmm. Interesting. Y'know, I wouldn't mind having a companion that sounds like Bucky fron Halo. I feel like that would be pretty awesome. I would say Cortana would be cool, but she's too obvious. Actually, Church would be really awesome....RIP Church, man." Bedlam raised his glass before finishing it.
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"How about a toast to the best AI to exist in a web series?" She asked.
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"Works for me!" Bedlam refilled his glass eagerly. "You want to do the toast, Sarah?"
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"To Leonard Church, the Alpha, and Epsilon," she said, clinking her glass against Bedlam's.
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Bedlam laughed as he drank the whiskey. "May he rest in AI heaven...or hell. He may have ended up in a loop of getting teamshotted by Caboose. I mean, he wasn't always the nicest."
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She drank the entire glass. "Yeah. But I hope he reunited with Tex. Even though she was b***h."
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"Agreed. And may he never have to do taxes....Sorry, I always think of that Caboose line about hating taxes when I hear Tex." He kept on laughing. "Glad someone else around here watches shows on the internet."
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"Yeah. I mean, I was the one who brought everything from the 21st century back online in my timeline."
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"Sweet. Wouldn't happen to have every season of RWBY, would ya?" Bedlam leaned in a little, feeling more comfortable.
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"Yep. All of them," she said, "I even have a pair of shotgun gauntlets and converted my Longbow into a mechanical scythe just like Ruby's."
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He slowly put an arm around her shoulders. "How about you and I watch them sometime, Sarah? I can set up a big theatre sized screen and we can have a marathon."
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Edited by Splashback77: 1/2/2018 4:32:46 PM"Yeah. Sounds kinda fun. I could show you my scythe and the shotgun gauntlets."
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He chuckled and nodded. "That'd be awesome, Sarah. Maybe I'll get some snacks too. Money and chaos manipulation makes getting things rather easy for me."
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"I think it's funner to make things by hand."
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"Yeah, I'm super used to just...poofing things into existance. Of course when I play music though I like to play it myself. I don't use my abilities for everything. That would be way too boring."
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Edited by Splashback77: 11/5/2017 1:11:40 AM"Exactly," she replied, "It's so much more fun with less abilities. Not saying they're not fun."
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"Just wondering, when would you say you'd be ready to be back on the market for dating? I'd just love to show you what a date with me is like. Whether you want a dinner hand cooked by me or something more outdoors like, I can do it all."
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"Not sure yet."
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"Hmm. Just tell me when, Sarah. I would hate to miss out." Bedlam vanished and a red mist took place of where his body was just a second ago before he reappeared standing up in front of the table. "I think this'll be goodbye for now. Hopefully we can do that marathon together sometime, maybe bring a few friends and make a party out of it."
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"Alright."