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10/29/2017 1:43:12 AM
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Diamonds are the hardest metal
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
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3 RepliesHey do you still exist?
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4 RepliesMy piss is the hardest gas
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Magnessium based alloy begs to differ
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So what happens if you infuse a diamond with another diamond while moving at 400 miles per hour, do you get diamond²? If that's the case, you should be able to just keep infusing diamonds into each other until you get a diamond to the power of infinity, which would be a lot stronger than just a plain old diamond. But you could also do the same thing with iron until you get iron to the power of infinity. Then what happens if you try to infuse the infinity iron and the infinity diamond with each other? We would be able to smash through diamond walls like they're made of paper, the possibilities would be endless!
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39 RepliesYet, Pantera is still the best metal ever created.
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You’ve posted this x amount of times If x=[2,inf)
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10 RepliesI read a separate study that proved that spiders' ears are in their legs. They first trained a spider to jump via an audible command. Then they pulled off it's legs and sounded the audio command to make it jump. It did not jump because it could not hear the command.
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Oh kewl mang
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3 RepliesEdited by GAMExPLEIGHR: 10/31/2017 12:28:39 AMMy dick is the hardest metal
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2 RepliesOk, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
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I was thinking about this just the other day.
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old copypasta is old
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4 RepliesYou're a terrible troll and a dead meme.
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14 RepliesEdited by Commander Tempu: 10/29/2017 7:11:47 PMOnly if you checked your facts. People use diamond tip drills. No one is going to believe that people were crashing millions worth of diamonds into a wall let alone make a car out of it. Your the Troll who is about to get Trolled. In Mother Russia Bears Hunt Trolls. Who hunt Derpy Trolls like the Op. I think he ate too much paste as a kid then decided he was going Uber Newb know it all about everything. Its proven science that whatever a Troll says makes him look even more stupid. People are not laughing with you. Fruity Troll flavors are for kids lol.
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1 ReplyBut can diamonds melt steel beams?
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2 RepliesWhere’s your parents bud?
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I question ze americano education sistem
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1 ReplyIsn't this basic knowledge?
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2 RepliesWhat's up with you and the number 400? And calling diamonds metal? And the low quality shitposting?
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3 RepliesVery yes much good agree I
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1 ReplyEdited by Sae-ro-yi: 10/29/2017 6:13:52 AMTry fidget spinner at 400 miles per hour against diamond wall at 403,04 miles per hour. Throw an iron car on top of it. Fidget spinner will always win.
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1 ReplyFirst Interstellar ship is going to be made out of diamonds, I guarantee you.
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1 ReplyEdited by fr88g: 10/29/2017 2:22:56 PM
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Edited by Sainyule: 10/29/2017 9:40:56 PM[quote]The results were inconclusive[/quote] They're hiding something from us
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1 ReplyCocaine’s a hell of a drug.
