originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Don't do drugs," he told her, using a bit of charmspeak, "I'm merely a demigod."
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"I'll do vatever I please, young man. Vour demigod powers don't vork on homunculi vho have gone zough mental torture vou couldn't dream up in vour vildest dreams. Plus, it vas just a joke. Drugs don't do much vor me anymore." [b]If he knew what a homunculus was, he'd know that mind-altering forces do not work on them, for homunculi have no true consciousness.[/b]
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"I have no idea what that is," he admitted.
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"A homunculus is a being created by putting human zperm inside of a horse. After three hours, ze horse is split open and zat makes a homunculus. Homunculi melded vith existing people lose their zouls. Ve have more zan vone source of consciousness, zo mind altering zings do not vork on us."
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"Ah. Okay." He seemed nonchalant as he said this.
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"Ve have a very long valk ahead of us. So, you have any more questions?"
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"Yeah, how the f**k did you find me?" He asked.
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"I vas on a valk and you vere vandering around like an idiot."
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"Oh wow. I wonder what I did to piss the Fates off," he muttered.
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"You do vealize zat everyzing zat you hold dear is just using you, vight? You zink ze Greek gods have a zingle shit about ze Greeks? Or you? Nein. So ze dates probably had nozing to do vith it. It vas probably just neglect. And you can't zay I'm vong, you know it's true."
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"I know. But we saved their asses from the Giants and Gaea. So it's kinda weird."
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"You mean ze Titans. It's like you don't even know your own history." [b]She chuckles.[/b]
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"We beat the Giants, too."
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"Giants are little bitches compared to Kronos and his crew."
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"Good point," He reasoned.
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"Vell... Do you have a bank account or zomezing or am I going to need to bust into my account?"
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"No."
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"God, you're just not talkative at all, are you? Boring."
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Edited by Splashback77: 10/26/2017 10:41:12 PM"I used to be talkative. Until I met cabinmates/siblings. They're assholes, mostly. Gossiping b***hes. Except a few people, including the head of our cabin, Piper. She's nice, and one of the few of my siblings I am willing to admit that we're related. "
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"Vow, you're just a little bitch, aren't you? Not talking to people because zey gossip. Zey're still your brozers and sisters."
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"Hey, I didn't say I don't talk to them. I do talk to them from time to time."
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"Vatever. Let's just get you a place to stay, hm?"
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"Yes, please," he replied.
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[b]They eventually reach the Dojo, and Huntress leads him to a large building that looks like a hotel. She hands him a bundle of cash.[/b] "Go in, buy a room. Meet me in ze cafe."
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"O-kay," He said, with question.
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"Vell? Get going." [b]She seemed a little impatient.[/b]