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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/26/2017 12:34:38 AM
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"I mean ve aren't on Earth. Ve are on Tatakai. No, zis is not a trick from ze zons and daughters of Hermez, zey aren't clever enough to pull zomezing zis elaborate. And you are not dreaming."
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"That portal-spawning b***h sent me to another planet," he said.
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"Yes, yes. Vell, zat doesn't veally matter. You're here now, and are going to be here vor ze next long vile. People never leave here very fast."
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"She even took my Dramchas," he muttered.
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"You Greeks and your outdated coin. Use zome actual money and zee vere zat gets you. You vill have much more cash."
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"Hey! U.S. Dollars can't buy ambrosia!" He argued.
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"Yes, but it can buy cocaine and kool-aid powder, vich makes about ze zame thing if you cannot die by conventional means like me."
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"Don't do drugs," he told her, using a bit of charmspeak, "I'm merely a demigod."
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"I'll do vatever I please, young man. Vour demigod powers don't vork on homunculi vho have gone zough mental torture vou couldn't dream up in vour vildest dreams. Plus, it vas just a joke. Drugs don't do much vor me anymore." [b]If he knew what a homunculus was, he'd know that mind-altering forces do not work on them, for homunculi have no true consciousness.[/b]
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"I have no idea what that is," he admitted.
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"A homunculus is a being created by putting human zperm inside of a horse. After three hours, ze horse is split open and zat makes a homunculus. Homunculi melded vith existing people lose their zouls. Ve have more zan vone source of consciousness, zo mind altering zings do not vork on us."
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"Ah. Okay." He seemed nonchalant as he said this.
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"Ve have a very long valk ahead of us. So, you have any more questions?"
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"Yeah, how the f**k did you find me?" He asked.
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"I vas on a valk and you vere vandering around like an idiot."
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"Oh wow. I wonder what I did to piss the Fates off," he muttered.
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"You do vealize zat everyzing zat you hold dear is just using you, vight? You zink ze Greek gods have a zingle shit about ze Greeks? Or you? Nein. So ze dates probably had nozing to do vith it. It vas probably just neglect. And you can't zay I'm vong, you know it's true."
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"I know. But we saved their asses from the Giants and Gaea. So it's kinda weird."
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"You mean ze Titans. It's like you don't even know your own history." [b]She chuckles.[/b]
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"We beat the Giants, too."
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"Giants are little bitches compared to Kronos and his crew."
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"Good point," He reasoned.
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"Vell... Do you have a bank account or zomezing or am I going to need to bust into my account?"
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"No."
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"God, you're just not talkative at all, are you? Boring."
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Edited by Splashback77: 10/26/2017 10:41:12 PM"I used to be talkative. Until I met cabinmates/siblings. They're assholes, mostly. Gossiping b***hes. Except a few people, including the head of our cabin, Piper. She's nice, and one of the few of my siblings I am willing to admit that we're related. "
