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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/24/2017 2:32:35 AM
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"Thanks."
She went off for a few minutes before coming back, drying her hair with a towel. Her jacket was now tied around her waist, revealing an old Guns N'Roses '88 tour shirt.
"These clothes are going to smell like sh*t for a while sadly..."
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[i]"Let's see - There's the time I stalked my ex to slash her tires, the time I ran into my other exes bathroom and hid there for a weekend, the time I hunted down my childhood dog on an aircraft carrier... There's a lot of bad stories." [/i]
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"You sound like a questionable ex to have...." Star teased. "Happen to have another girl that may fall victim in the future to stalking?"
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[i]"Not particularly, though I haven't been crossed by many of my exes, so it may happen one of these days." [/i]
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Star suddenly began to snicker at seemingly nothing. "I just realized I attempted to flirt while looking like a homeless person. Good job, me."
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[i]"Well, could've been way worse. You could be wearing a clown costume." [/i]
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"True. If I was wearing my old sport armor the colors wouldn't be far off from a clown. All the sponsors covering the armor make me a walking parade."
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[i]"You played sports?" [/i]
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"Why do you think sleeping with a judge ruined my career? I did a lot of sports, most having something to do with shooting...I accel at shooting. I'm pretty famous for it."
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[i]"And to think I was being flirted with by a marksman. That's basically like a princess and a knight, y'know," Nat jokingly responded, chugging the rest of her coffee. [/i]
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Star pretended to be offended. "Wha-are you calling me a princess? There were a lot of physical sports that I won at, you know."
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[i]"Yes, and I'm obviously the bulky one in the group," Nat jokingly responded, flexing her right arm to the side. She was utterly devoid of muscle, looking barely thick enough to have enough. She was indeed a thin women, not unnaturally so, but you could tell she valued cardio over all. [/i]
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Star snickered and crossed her swimmer like arms, full of muscle, but real slim. "Yeah, real threatening. Please don't hurt me."
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[i]"Don't worry, I don't hurt those I like. But don't get on my bad side." [/i]
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"Awww, you like me? That's nice to hear, but nothing new. As a famous athlete a lot of people have thrown themselves at me."
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[i]"Have a lot thrown fire as well, though?" Nat asked, igniting the tip of her two fingers as she slid them forwards an inch jokingly. She let the fires burn out after. [/i]
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"Yes, actually now that I think of it..." Star shrugged. "He had a stereotypical anger issue to go along with the fire though."
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[i]"Well damn, he must've been a hothead." [/i]
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"A real hot temper..."
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[i]"Was he at least hot?" [/i]
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"As hot as his score." Star made a 0 with her hand. "He lost so fast just because I distracted him with a simple hair flip and bending over to stretch."
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[i]"Damn, I should try that next time I'm competing with someone." [/i]
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"Horny people are so easy to beat." Star chuckled. "It helped when I wore skin tight suits in most sports. Trace a hand slowly up the thigh with bedroom eyes and there's a guaranteed win."
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[i]"Where do you buy tights that thin? The only places I know are either insanely expensive or have clothes that fade too easily." [/i]
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"Sponsors....Trust me, you have to be very comfortable with your body to wear those suits. It's kind of embarrassing when people can see every curve and crevice...every single one."
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[i]"Trust me, I don't exactly have too many shits to give at how people look at my body. As long as they don't try to touch it or stare too long, then look on." [/i]
