originally posted in:The New Dojo
"I'm a robot," Mark replied, "But no one drinks that much without having some sort of problem."
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"Oh, robot, oh, I thought you were like, having some kind of plague, or needed to vomit." [i]Rook chugged the last half of his current drink, and motioned for another.[/i] "Now, you may think I have a problem, but, I don't." [i]Rook says before finally admitting it.[/i] "Ok, fine, I do have a problem. I made this shitty deal with this devil-god shit head. My AI, the only thing I can ever have a conversation with is corrupted. I had a chance to make my life better and I -blam!- it all up." [i]Rook says in anger as he finally gets another beer, which he takes a large gulp of.[/i]
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"Your AI?" Mark asked. The Exo seemed unfamiliar with the term.
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“AI, artificial intelligence, I’ll spell it for you, a-r-t-i-f, ah screw it.” [i]Rook replies.[/i]
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"I know what it means. I'm not used to people having one. Can you let me meet it? Or has it been deleted?"
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“Yeah, I was I could show you it. I wish I could have it, but, something happened. Some jackass decided to -blam!- it up, and now it’s corrupted. And I cat just make another one like it, I can’t just let him go. I can fix it, but it’s just, I don’t know what to do. And I’ve got all these other problems and I can’t handle this for much longer.” [i]Rook replied.[/i]
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"Calm dowm, buddy," Mark said, patting his back, "Take it one problem at a time."
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"Well maybe if problems would happen one at a time. But no, it never wants to work that -blam!-ing way. I made that stupid deal, then Ion broke, and all the other shit happened." [i]Rook says drinking some more.[/i]
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Edited by Splashback77: 10/22/2017 11:35:57 PM"Sounds pretty rough. Just don't make it rougher with a hangover, okay?" Mark asked.
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"Yeah, I don't think a hangover is going to be the worst of my problems. You got any other suggestions?"
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"I know it wouldn't be, but I will admit, leaning over a toliet all morning leads to a bad day. And while, I am technicalky a robot, hangovers affect me. Just not the way it would affect you."
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“Yeah, I think vomiting all over the toilet it the best option. And I’m sure it’s better, than all the bullshit that I’ve had to put up with, and no one to help.”
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"Still would lead to shitty day," Mark shrugged.
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“Who knows, maybe, it’ll help me realize what to do. Or, it’ll lead me to more alcohol. The world may never know.”
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"Maybe. You never know what tomorrow will bring."
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"Tomorrow is probably going to bring more alcohol. But, I may try to go kill that devil guy, hopefully."
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"Devil guy?" Mark inquired with question.
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"Yeah, the devil-god that I made a deal with to get back into my human form."
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"I now want to upload your consciousness to a robot body," Mark muttered.
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“Yeah, well don’t want to be back into a robot body. I don’t like not being able to eat food and drink stuff. You know what, I think you’re just some self-centered shithead.” [i]Rook replied in anger, obviously pissed off by the comment.[/i]
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The Exo pulled up the hood of his cloak and ordered a drink.
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[i]Rook just shakes his head and resumes to drinking. Not muttering a single word. [/i]
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[spoiler]End? I got nothing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]end[/spoiler]
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Edited by Splashback77: 10/22/2017 11:35:02 PM