originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b]And disarm him it did, but not because it knocked the guns out of his hand. He dropped the guns and grabbed the tail. He was going to ride this beast, and then he'd tear it's eyes out entirely. This would be a barrel of fun.[/b]
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The beast kept walking, pulling the hunter because he held its tail. It didn't seem to care or notice the man was there.
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[b]He began to climb up the massive beast. He was a man on a mission, and the mission was to conquer this goddamn thing. He held his knife between his teeth, and climbed up. Good thing his clothes were black, or he'd have to get one hell of a dry cleaner.[/b]
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It kept on moving, not doing anything new.
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[b]He kept climbing and climbing, until he reached the head. He waited to see if it would do anything to stop him at all.[/b]
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At one point it lifted an arm to scratch at where he sat like it had a simple itch, the large sharp claws coming down fast.
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[b]They very easily speared through the Vampire Hunter, but he just coughed up blood and laughed. Something like this wouldn't stop him. In fact, he was pretty much just stuck to the thing's claws now.[/b]
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The beast lowered its arm to its side, the hunter now dangling while impaled by ebony claws. He was slowly slipping off however.
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[b]He looked up at the creature, giving it a tip of his hat and a wave.[/b] "Hello up there!" [b]He stabbed his knife down into the nail part of its claw. Because of the cleavage of a nail, this would probably work out. Maybe.[/b]
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The beast flicked its wrist and flung the hunter off the claw and flying several dozen feet away, crashing through burning buildings.
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"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING HEEEEEEEEEELL!" [b]He crashes through every single building, before hitting some steel and falling to the ground. His arms are very obviously broken, but he somehow manages to get a vial of blood from his jacket, and drinks it. After a minute or two he stands back up, sprinting as fast as he can to find the beast again.[/b]
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The monster could be seen biting several people in half that were trapped between its claws. They screamed as its jaws enveloped them, but the silence was instant when the teeth sunk into their bodies.
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[b]He started laughing maniacally as he shoots it in the eyes some more, and jumps onto its tail, trying to climb up it again.[/b] "I WILL CONQUER YOU!" [b]He starts his ascent again. [/b]
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The tail swung rapidly back and forth to send him flying once more. The creature was beginning to get annoyed by the hunter's antics.
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[b]Very quickly, he was back again, trying to climb it.[/b] "DENY ME ALL YOU WANT! YOU WILL NOT GET RID OF ME UNTIL I HAVE COMPLETED MY GOAL!" [b]This time he uses two knives to act as climbing picks.[/b]
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The beast roared and began to flap its wings, gradually gaining speed and altitude. It was growing tired of the tickling feeling the hunter gave it.
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[b]Since it didn't bother to shake the Vampire Hunter off at this point, he was now firmly planted with his knives in the beast's back. He wasn't going anywhere. His grip was adamantine, and his will was diamond. Also he just thought it was fûcking cool.[/b] "LET ME LOVE YOU GODDAMMIT! YOU ARE THS MOST BEAUTIFUL DEATH DEALER I'VE SEEN SINCE I SPLIT DRACULA IN HALF!"
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The creature did several spins to try and get him off before gliding back down. While it began its descent however, it shot out fire from its mouth at several dozen survivors, burning them alive in agonizing pain.
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"OHHHH GOD I'M NOT AT HALF MAST ANYMORE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!" [b]He begins to climb up it again, trying to get to anything that resembles an ear.[/b]
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It had no apparent ears as it attempted to grab him and throw him off, while also breathing even more fire that killed even more people.
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[b]At this point he was ready, actually managing to dodge out of the way. He was stupidly determined to talk to this thing, at least. Maybe kill it later. Who knows?[/b] "STOP TRYING TO THROW ME GODDAMMIT YOU KNOW I'LL JUST BE BACK!"
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It growled and just stood there, seeming to understand what the hunter had said. The wings retracted and the fire was replaced by smoke flowing out of the mouth each exhale. "I....kill....all..." Its voice was low and each word shook the ground.
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"Oh my fûcking lord. You are so fûcking cool. How are you even here?! You look like a Balrog! What are you?" [b]The Vampire Hunter seemed completely overjoyed.[/b] "I kill a ton of shit too! Mostly undead."
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"Little....man....annoying...." The beast's tone sounded angry and the tail wagging back and forth, demolishing any buildings behind it, showed little patience. "What...you....want?"
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"I want to either conquer and/or kill you. Or befriend you. All work. You're just so fûcking cool and I haven't seen anything like you since I split open a dragon and ripped out its heart."
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Edited by Stitch: 10/19/2017 3:24:46 AM"Dragon...weak! Underbelly too soft!" The creature grabbed a sharp, broken steel beam and stabbed the sharp end into its stomach, only to have the thick beam bend. It roared before throwing the beam at some evacuating citizens. "You...say...friend?!"