originally posted in:The New Dojo
"It's not like my world is full of idiots, we managed to invent internet and motorcycles all the same as you." [b][i]He said, laughing a bit as he watched the situation unfold.[/i][/b]
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"That's... Certainly interesting. What about Archers? You guys must have Archers!"
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"If you mean can I hit a man in the eyeball from a couple hundred yards while moving about a hundred miles per hour, than yes, we have archers. Very skilled ones, some that can shoot even better than me."
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"I prefer firearms for that sort of shot. Bows take too much math. I was never big on math." The man started swiveling in his chair again, resulting in him Puking on the ground. "Fúck." He said, sitting up and getting off the chair, stumbling back towards the booth.
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[b][i]He assisted the man.[/i][/b] "Trust me, with the power behind these crossbows, it takes a lot less math than you'd think. Moving while shooting adds some difficulty I will admit."
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"The driving is the easy thing to figure out, really. It's the where to shoot that isn't so much." Gabe said, taking a seat in the booth..
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"True, but it adds one more calculation into the mix. On the bright side I can basically teach university physics."
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"Cool." Gabe said, his head falling onto the table. "Oof. I feel like shit. I'm gonna take a nap. You Mind?"
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"By all means. I'll try to resist using a sharpie on your face." [b][i]He said jokingly [/i][/b]
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"Thanks." With that, the man fell asleep, snoring ever so lightly.
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Edited by Lordbakon: 10/16/2017 1:19:10 AM[b][i]He just sighed and shook his head a bit, waving a waiter over for a refill of his iwn drink[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]End? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]unless you wanna have him wake up relatively soon[/spoiler]