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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/6/2017 4:56:26 AM
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"Hmph. Welp, guess you'll be one of the ones Sera or Pan checks into hell then. No offense, it just happens to be a sin and you know the drill. But seriously, you shouldn't do stuff like that. Breaking someone's heart like that is terrible. That and there's a ton of STDs out there."
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"Not my fault they fall in love with me and all STD's are cured in this world. Also, I don't get how that would get me sent to eternal punishment. I call bull on that if your god is at all a nice person."
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"No, you don't get it. I work for the god, Sera works for Death. They don't make the rules for it, they just follow them. And yeah, I'm pretty sure it's entirely your fault they want you to stay. I don't think you get how much it sucks for someone to butter you up, shag you, then leave. It's pretty taxing. Think twice before you leave the next girl you're with."
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"I tell them I'm going to leave, I don't see how it's my problem that they believe they have a chance. I guess Death is a pretty bad person if he really sends people to a real hell for that kind of stuff."
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"First off, Death's a she right now. And you'd only be in like the first level of hell. It's not that bad. Kinda like living in crappy San Fransisco. Crowded streets, smells like cigarettes and gasoline. Everyone works a desk job, usually sorting the Devil's stuff."
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"That's actually not that bad all things considered....Now I'm wondering how many girls I can get here before I leave."
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"Well that's just if you do it like once or twice a week. Three times if I put in a good word. If you just bang a bunch of chicks to try and set a record you're gonna go deeper and deeper." [b]Tails puts her hand down on her tail, giving it a soft rub.[/b]
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"I'm not trying to set any records, I don't seek girls out or anything. I usually keep a girl for at least a week before leaving her. The really sad ones are when they miss me and come after me to see if they can be with me again, but then see that I've already gotten a new girl."
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"Have you ever considered the fact that they're sad because that's amoral as hells? Like dude, it's a little bit messed up. Though I'm sure you wouldn't understand. It's clearly never happened to you."
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"What do you mean? I don't get why they can't just move on like I do. If a girl did that to me I wouldn't care that much." He shrugged.
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"You say that, but if it ever happens to you you'll probably mind. That or you're just immoral. Listen, you really can't keep stuff like that up. You're going to piss off the wrong psychopath and they're going to kill you for it one day. Just a warning."
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"I guess there is that chance of a girl being a psycho, but that's rather small. I mean, I've had some get violent already in the past, but nothing too bad."
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"Well now that you've said that it'll probably just get worse. Murphy's Law. Everything that can go wrong will. Hm..." [b]She pats her tail for a second.[/b] "Would you mind telling me what I look like? Objectively. I'd ask my boyfriend but he's my boyfriend so he's a little biased."
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"I already told you you're beautiful. I mean, your body is that perfect amount of cushion that any man would die for. Your tail also adds an aspect of cuteness that's really adorable."
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"My tail is pretty much my safety blanket, really. Keeps me calm. I don't even remember moving it half the time, it just moves. Anyways, why are you here anyways? At the Dojo, looking for a library?"
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"I wish I could answer the first question, but I can. However as for the second, I will simply say that knowledge is power and in a place like this I need anything I can get."
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"Fair enough, I guess. We're almost at the library anyways. Just... Mind the kid, okay? She's still pure. Don't want anyone ruining a child's innocence."
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"You think so little of me simply because I enjoy the company of girls my age....I'd like to think I'm a rather nice person."
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"No, I mean don't say anything bad. No cursing. No remarks about her mother. Nothing. It has to be preserved. I'm an angel, so I feel extremely strongly about this."
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"I promise I won't make lewd remarks about her mother, but if her mother is nice I can't promise I won't hit on her. It's a subconscious thing."
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"Try to control yourself. It's not that hard. Anybody can do it. But I'm serious. That girl better be as pure as the day she was born when we're done here." [spoiler]I'm kinda just waiting for you to shuffle this along by arriving at the library because I never know how to transition from locations.[/spoiler]
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They finally arrived at the library entrance. "What's wrong with flirting with her mother a little? I'll just say a few compliments and maybe touch her a little if the kid isn't in the room."
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"Okay, that's approaching sexual harassment at that point. I didn't say you couldn't compliment her, I said to control yourself. They're two different things."
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"My god...you really want to make me out to be some horrible person. Touching just means hugging and cuddling and other things like it and only if she wants it. Would you please stop doing that?"
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"You never mentioned what kind of touching. And if I was trying to make you out as a bad person I'd just call you one. You forget that I know Death. That girl has done worse than you by far. Murders, thefts, the works. Her dad did even worse."
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"Okay? How the hell is that relevant? Also, sorry if I'm a little skeptical." He sighed. "I try to be pleasant, but you just keep going..."
