originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Yes, of course. Being friends sounds nice. Nothing wrong with making new friends. Now, could you please show me to the library, Miss Angel?"
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"Alright. Follow me, Mr. Anime Getup." [b]She chuckles at her own joke, walking. Now that she was turned around, I can finally explain how her damned pants work with a massive tail. They had a hole in them, where the tail stuck out. It was bent around and upwards, so skin under it was exposed. It was more akin to a monkey's, that meaning it was attached to her back and not her ass. Pressing matters, I know. She begins to lead him to the library.[/b]
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"Nice." He laughed at the name she called him and walked beside her. "That god is lucky to have an angel like you as his lover."
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"Girlfriend. Lover and girlfriend are two different things. Lovers are for sex. We haven't had sex. And why do you say that?"
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"Your appearance is the most incredible and lust enducing I've seen and you seem very nice. That's why."
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"Wow. Okay. Most people aren't that forthcoming with stuff like that. I appreciate it? I don't really know what to say. Haven't had many people hit on me. Mostly because I'm really shy around pureblood mortals." [b]She shrugs, and lets go of her tail. It curls around her waist twice before being fully done.[/b] "I don't know why. It's pretty strange, honestly."
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"Me telling the full truth or how you're super shy?" He charmingly grinned again.
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"The shy part. People are truthful all the time, just not about that. It's... A change of pace, I suppose."
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"I guess most guys would be intimidated by how amazing you look and fear telling you anything like that."
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"They'd probably be intimidated at the fact I look like a ghost. You're being real complimentary. You meaning to do that or...? I don't really care, you're just going a little in on it."
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"I do it subconsciously to girls sometimes....It gets me hit by mad boyfriends a lot. It's worth it when it works out though."
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"Let me guess, you shag them then drop them? Considering how you talk you don't sound like you stay in once place long. Can't have many legitimate relationships."
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"Hey, I don't lead them on to think I'm going to stay. I tell them straight up so they don't get as hurt. I mean, they still get hurt, but that's just because they always wish I'd stay and act like they'll finally be the girl to get me to settle."
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"Hmph. Welp, guess you'll be one of the ones Sera or Pan checks into hell then. No offense, it just happens to be a sin and you know the drill. But seriously, you shouldn't do stuff like that. Breaking someone's heart like that is terrible. That and there's a ton of STDs out there."
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"Not my fault they fall in love with me and all STD's are cured in this world. Also, I don't get how that would get me sent to eternal punishment. I call bull on that if your god is at all a nice person."
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"No, you don't get it. I work for the god, Sera works for Death. They don't make the rules for it, they just follow them. And yeah, I'm pretty sure it's entirely your fault they want you to stay. I don't think you get how much it sucks for someone to butter you up, shag you, then leave. It's pretty taxing. Think twice before you leave the next girl you're with."
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"I tell them I'm going to leave, I don't see how it's my problem that they believe they have a chance. I guess Death is a pretty bad person if he really sends people to a real hell for that kind of stuff."
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"First off, Death's a she right now. And you'd only be in like the first level of hell. It's not that bad. Kinda like living in crappy San Fransisco. Crowded streets, smells like cigarettes and gasoline. Everyone works a desk job, usually sorting the Devil's stuff."
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"That's actually not that bad all things considered....Now I'm wondering how many girls I can get here before I leave."
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"Well that's just if you do it like once or twice a week. Three times if I put in a good word. If you just bang a bunch of chicks to try and set a record you're gonna go deeper and deeper." [b]Tails puts her hand down on her tail, giving it a soft rub.[/b]
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"I'm not trying to set any records, I don't seek girls out or anything. I usually keep a girl for at least a week before leaving her. The really sad ones are when they miss me and come after me to see if they can be with me again, but then see that I've already gotten a new girl."
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"Have you ever considered the fact that they're sad because that's amoral as hells? Like dude, it's a little bit messed up. Though I'm sure you wouldn't understand. It's clearly never happened to you."
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"What do you mean? I don't get why they can't just move on like I do. If a girl did that to me I wouldn't care that much." He shrugged.
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"You say that, but if it ever happens to you you'll probably mind. That or you're just immoral. Listen, you really can't keep stuff like that up. You're going to piss off the wrong psychopath and they're going to kill you for it one day. Just a warning."
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"I guess there is that chance of a girl being a psycho, but that's rather small. I mean, I've had some get violent already in the past, but nothing too bad."
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"Well now that you've said that it'll probably just get worse. Murphy's Law. Everything that can go wrong will. Hm..." [b]She pats her tail for a second.[/b] "Would you mind telling me what I look like? Objectively. I'd ask my boyfriend but he's my boyfriend so he's a little biased."