originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b][u]Dojo Drinking Game[/u][/b]
[u]One Shot[/u]
•Everytime someone dies
•For every Quest
•For every time Orn Råpes people in PvP
•Every time Jovis breaks the fourth wall
•Every time someone Cheats on their partner
•Every time someone gets butthurt and expresses it via spoilers
•Every time the name Mark is mentioned
•Every time a make out session is rped
•Every time The Dojo is invaded
[b]This is a joke.[/b]
English
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Shut up, Splash. [spoiler]WHY DID MY PLOT FAIL[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Dunno.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I was trying to play on your thing[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]we would be shtfaced after all that Lol[/spoiler]
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Are you trying to kill me?
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[spoiler]...Probably has worse effects than the Stephen King drinking game...[/spoiler]
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[quote]•For every time Orn Råpes people in PvP[/quote]
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You could get pretty drunk going through someone's PMs alone. Imagine the Dojo as a whole. Liver and kidney failure. You would live on tubes if you don't die. [spoiler] >[b]HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF[i] TEXAAAAAAS! [/i] PEREGRINE GREAVES!! [/b][/spoiler]
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True, true.. [spoiler]What if everything you ever wanted.. [b]WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE?! [i]PEREGRINE GREAVES![/i][/b][/spoiler]
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[spoiler][b]PUT THESE SWEET ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOUROUS. LIKE A STYLISH LADY. WHILE YOU KNEE PEOPLE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE[/b].[/spoiler]