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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/28/2017 1:47:04 AM
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"Of course I am, but not until after I buy you a drink while trying to continue to put up this dumb act that I'm a nice guy when really I'm just trying to get laid."
Bedlam shrugged.
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"Hm... Well, sorry to shatter your hopes, but you're barking up the wrong tree."
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"That's when I call you a b*tch and complain how woman don't like nice guys like me or something." He gestured for a drink from the bartender.
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"Don't get me wrong, you seem interesting and all, but you aren't exactly my type. [i]Men[/i] in general aren't my type."
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"Yeah I know, I caught the last hint. I'm not a girl by birth and transforming into one with my power is...uncomfortable, so nothing like that'll happen. That doesn't mean I can't be a friend though."
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"True." [b]She took a drink.[/b] "So, what's your name?:
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"Bedlam." He drank as well. "You?"
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"Lyra."
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"Do you get those kinds of guys often?...Do you usually cut their head off or is that a rarity?"
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"I get at least one dumbfućk every time I try to get a drink. As for cutting heads off, I [i]was[/i] content with just letting him walk out with a knife in his leg. But he decided to draw a gun and I [i]really[/i] don't need a hole in my head. I'd think my general demeanor, the Deagles strapped to my hips, and the fact my hair and eyes both are the color of blood would get the message of 'you better listen to what I say' across, but I guess not."
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"Yeah, people around here seem to never feel threatened and always think they're the top dog. It's kinda funny and sad how cocky most people are."
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"A-fućking-men to that. If you're gonna do shit, you better have a way to back it up. He had nothing. As for me, I'd say a .75 Cal sniper, a coilgun, two .75 Cal Desert Eagles, two plasma-edged knives, electrokinesis, super speed, and a full suit of graphene armor are more than enough."
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Bedlam's eyes widened a lil bit from shock. "Damn, girl! That's basically overkill at that point. All I've got is an unreliable ability to manipulate chaos energy. I'm lucky if it even works at all at this point...."
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"Overkill? Maybe a little. But when you've got fućks like JT running around here, it's far from overkill."
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"That's also a good point. Maybe I should get an arsenal as well. I'd rather mot look at one of these *ssholes the wrong way and have them kill me just because."
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"A wise idea..."
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"Or I could just keep living with the thrill of being a smart*ss c**t and hope for the best."
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"Smartass ćunt? Guess we're one and the same."
