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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/28/2017 12:47:23 AM
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[spoiler]well -blam!- you too![/spoiler]
As he half heartedly through his Lance, Tywin whacked it out of the way which made it fly into the fire wall. Of course since Tubbs's spear had that special something, it bounced off the wall.
Then, an axe cleaved between Tywin's shoulder and neck, going down to his vital areas easily. His eyes went wide with the sudden blow, and Tubbs saw that it was Lyn who dealt it.
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[quote]Lance, spear[/quote] [spoiler]ok, just because I said it was boring doesn't mean you can get my weapons wrong smh[/spoiler] [spoiler]wait... have you been replying TO OTHER PEOPLE!!!! YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!![/spoiler] Tubbs's eyes get wide. "FINALLY SOME ACTION!!!" He just forgets about the Trident and runs toward Tywin, hoping he's not dead so he can beat him a little more.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 9/28/2017 11:55:01 PMHowever before he could, the fire walls seemed to spark and became hotter. Tywin began to steam and his long hair and blood tattered beard lit aflame as his body was torn apart as flaming beams shot out from the walls and through him. His body disappeared into ash as he was yanked into the walls, split apart like water being rushed down the sand. Then, a massive flame shot up on the bridge, an a skeletal being with the same flaming beard and hair appeared with torn clothing of what it once was. A massive greatsword formed in its hand, twenty feet long easily and the creature wrapped its boney hands around the grip. It's pale blue eyes gleamed as the black greatsword seemed to have a large gemstone in its cross-laid hilt that was the colour of sapphire. A large hexagon, to be precise. It raised its blade up, and it caught fire with the white flames, then, it rushed forward, towards the dojo members who were trapped by the throne room door and the being who confronted them. [spoiler]TLDR; large skeletal monster with big ass sword moves fast towards you.[/spoiler]
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"Ohhhh... you're one of those guys..." [spoiler]THIS ISN'T EVIL MY FINAL FORM type of guy[/spoiler] "Lemme just..." He opened a portal and left, but left it open. Then a few moments later came back with a puppy as he closed the portal. As soon as the puppy saw the skeleton, it ran towards it and tried to eat it's leg... because it's a bone... Get it? [spoiler]its just a random puppy so you can go ahead and kill it if you want[/spoiler]
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The puppy kept its choppers on the beast which didn't notice its presence. Tywin attacked royal, then followed up with a massive sweeping slash with its massive sword that came right towards Tubbs.
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Tubbs jumped over it... "..." ... "..." ... "Awkward..." Tubbs opened a portal under Tywin and another one above him. He hoped it would trap him in an endless cycle.
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Tywin however had already leapt out of the way of the portal and into the flames, disappearing. Tubbs then noticed a growing shadow surrounding him.
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"Please don't be what I think it is..." He turns around. "Oh... it's not what I thought it was..." [spoiler]i assume it's Tywin, but if it's not, ignore the rest of this reply[/spoiler] He then grabbed Tywin's arm and attempted to rip it off him.
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What? He's not even there? He's gone? Well that's not true, he was above Tubbs, and came crashing down on top of him, slicing down his body and blood spurted from Tubbs face and body as the shockwave of the plummeting strike sent him flying and sliding across the bridge.
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Tubbs closed the portals from before, when he tried to trap Tywin. Then he pulled out his scythe and used it to get up. "Wanna know what rhymes with orange?"
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Tywin was too busy beating the shit out of Lyn and Royal to answer Tubbs. He had slammed Lyn on the ground and then shot Roy in the back with fire.
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Tubbs mumbled. "Your mom's hot..." He kicked some debris really sadly that nobody was listening to his joke. [spoiler]i assume there's some little debris after that dive bomb[/spoiler] Tubbs then threw a fire spear at Tywin's back.
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The spear flew through the bones of the creature harmlessly, unfortunately. Tywin dragged his blade across the ground, scraping the bridge with sparks as he walked towards a wounded royal. Suddenly, the roof of the palace was blown open, and Tubbs saw Zane and...some others. He couldn't tell who they were, fly out after a massive wolf-humanoid creature in an aerial battle.
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"Uhhh...... ok...." Tubbs looked at Royal, then at Tywin. "Hmmmmmm..." Tubbs opened a portal under Tywin and another under him, again.
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It didn't work, again. Because Tubbs needs to reply faster if he wants to do shit like that so he doesn't mess up the timeline. Tywin beat the shit out of royal and Lyn some more, and Lyn managed to crack the gem on his sword twice before the beast slashed at her and rendered her unconscious. Cannon was also knocked out, which left only Tubbs and royal, along with Lilly, remaining.
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So Tubbs doesn't mess up the timeline anymore, he decided to mind his own business until he was the last one left. "Hehe... losers. How do you get knocked out by a giant skeleton?" He went over by Cain and started slapping him, hoping to wake him up.
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[spoiler]Because we like to actually take damage and be useful in a fight.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Shade has been thrown.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]man I wanted to be the center of attention and fight but Tywin wasn't having it smh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You were just joking around half the time lol[/spoiler] [spoiler]The puppy was funny though[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yeah some days I was feeling it but most of the time I wasn't. So I just joked around instead of fighting.[/spoiler]
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Cain didn't wake up. [spoiler]You can just attack Tywin normally. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]mehhhhh[/spoiler] [spoiler]i guess I will[/spoiler] Tubbs smacked Cain one last time as hard as he could [spoiler]after your reply to this I will at least[/spoiler]
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Cains face was red with slap marks, but he was still unconscious.
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"What a bîtc." Tubbs turned to look at Tywin and instead of being smart and planning something, he just charged towards Tywin while holding his scythe.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/1/2017 1:39:46 PMRoyal had narrowly escaped, teleporting to the other side of the bridge. He didn't re-appear for some time, and that was when Tywin made his move on Tubbs. The beast slashed across the pavement like whiplash in iron man 2(ya, he's like that. Just not Russian and he doesn't have a bird) and then he crouched and pointed his blade at Tubbs ronin style. He suddenly propelled himself forward, and thrusted his blade into Tubbs chest. The chest plate of Tubbs armour literally fell off as he was sent flying back and crashing into the throne room door. Tywin leapt through the flame wall, then came down from the sky once more while Tubbs was down, crashing behind him and cutting off his back plates which made Tubbs fly forward and crash his head against the step. He could hardly move, but Tywin was not done. He grabbed Tubbs leg and lifted him up over his head, grabbing tubb's head as he did so, and he dropped Tubbs on his knee Bane style. Before Tubbs could fall off his knee and to the ground, Tywin made one final strike as he used his skeletal fist to punch Tubbs in his helmet, denting it and caving it in, making Tubbs head shift uncomfortably to the right as he hit the ground. His sight was blurry. And he couldn't stay conscious any more, and blacked out.
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Edited by JealousOrc: 10/2/2017 1:49:13 AM[quote]he could hardly stay conscious.[/quote] But he could. Just hardly. "I refuse to let the narrator knock me out because he wants someone else to be the hero. So I'm leaving on my own terms." He opens a portal and walks through it, then it closes. [spoiler]yeah that's right, I didn't use past tense[/spoiler] [spoiler]succ me f[b]gt[/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]wait... the post was edited...[/spoiler] [spoiler]uhhh... now this reply doesn't make sense[/spoiler] Everything rewinded and Tubbs got KOd hardcore because I yelled at Pants saying to make it epic and he did.
