originally posted in:The New Dojo
*ends up completely destroying a planet*
*Entire Armada is alerted and a large army of triangle ships comes to kill you*
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*eradicates entire armada with ease* [spoiler]the laser wouldn't kill him. He was just pissed about you trying to blow up his city. [/spoiler]
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*More come with warships and hundreds of attack ships* *A powerful man of ancient existence enters the area, and he is no longer able to fight against him* *The city burns, and he is faced with a choice. Submit or die horribly*
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Edited by Jovis Joesun: 9/24/2017 5:20:14 PM[spoiler]We're both shitty writers, but you know what the difference is? I make fun of myself all along the way, as for you... try not to cut yourself on how edgy you are.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Wheatley: 9/24/2017 5:19:52 PM[spoiler]Hi Orns alt. I thought none of this mattered. Plus mine isn't a character, he's a villain...[/spoiler]
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I use that asspull from the plot that my creator made to undo the damage and blow up all of Lord Vile's character's shit. "Hey Vile... Nice try but fourth wall awareness is one hell of a drug and I have counters for any plot contrived bullshit that you shit out!!!"
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Edited by Wheatley: 9/24/2017 5:15:39 PMBut he was already on the planet and was almost in possession of the relic... [spoiler]That ass pull was basically just a reference to something that happened a long time ago[/spoiler] [spoiler]Plus he is occupied with the Empire at the moment so none of this actually happened[/spoiler]
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"By the way, is this even something that InflatablePants will let you get away with? Jovis is considering reporting this to the Dojo's founder right?"
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And yes. I probably need to check with him before I officially do anything.
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[spoiler]Go ahead. It's a plot thing I've been developing for a long time, and has to do with an eventual war of sorts. He is not even a character, so he isn't illegal in that respect. As I said, his existence now is just for plot.[/spoiler]
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"Jovis did sign me up for any of that and I did consent so -blam!- iff, I'm not joining. So -blam!- off Brice Papenbrook." [spoiler]a voice actor who does characters about as edgy as you yourself are so it fits[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You don't have to join man. Don't be an asshole and let me carry out my edgy plot in peace[/spoiler] [spoiler]I guess you're stained with the edginess of the character and the "incident" of me being an edgy -blam!-. That's okay. Please hate me, because I deserve it. You can despise me, report me, or whatever else you want. But I'll be damned if I can't finish this plot.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]also why attack a character that is so strong he's barely not considered a godmod? Did you really think that would go well?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]True. I was trying to do a joke post, but my character wouldn't even consider doing something like that. He's too careful.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]And Jonathan is cocky, with good reason. He only has lost to one character since Vic is Vic and she has magic resistance. Also, you don't realize how that attack redirection artifact he used works do you?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No. But I don't want to. As far as anyone's concerned, the post is a complete joke and does not affect anything[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]so was my op. I go big or go home.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I understand completely.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I'd argue, but Victoria is broken as fuсk lmfao.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]so is Jonathan. Vic just treats magic like a gnat in her face rather than a threat.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]its called being a snarky jackass, try being older than the age of 12 why don't you.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You know what? I'm not gonna argue with you right now. Don't have the energy for it. Thank you for your... truthful words this evening. I hope we can meet again on better terms[/spoiler]