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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/3/2017 6:50:15 PM
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[b]Star Spangled Banner starts to play at earrape level volume and Fortis begins to unload an M-16 at the bear[/b]
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[i]The bear eats a sandwich and charges towards Fortis, now much larger than he was before. He turned into a white tornado and flew toward him at breakneck speed[/i]
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[b]Fortis fires a barricade of fireworks, each of which explode red white and blue when they hit their target.[/b]
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[i]The tornado stops, and he is tiny again[/i] "-blam!- you asshole." [i]Rammy, the floating ram animal orb, floats beside the bear. He suddenly starts shaking, and flies forward it Fortis' face[/i]
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[b]Fortis grabs a baseball bat and swings at the orb[/b]
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[i]Bitey, the circular bat with tiny wings, starts gnawing at Fortis' head[/i]
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[b]Fortis summons a massive bald eagle to confront the bat[/b]
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[i]The eagle is then mysteriously eaten by a giant sand crab...[/i]
