originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b][u]Mark's Tales of Adventure[/u][/b]
[i]Bar of Blades, 21:50[/i]
The Exo Hunter was sitting at a table with a very familiar and old Titan.
Mark was telling Mason stories, his feet propped up on the table.
"Okay, so this was about, 4 years ago. Sarah had literally broken up with JJ about a week earlier."
"Uh-huh."
Mason took a sip of his whiskey.
"We were bored out of our minds. So we go into Clash matches. But here's the thing, we had a certain restraint. She had to use Memory of Felwinter with Voidwalker on, double snipers. I had to use Golden Gun, shotguns, and an auto rifle. First person to get to their next crucible package wins."
"That sounded like fun," Mason commented.
"Well, I can't shoot a Golden Gun to save my life. And with firearms, I'm useless in close quarters without a sidearm or hand cannon. This was during the sidearm meta. So unless you were likely to wind up losing any firefight."
"I never really enjoyed the crucible, unless it was Mayhem. That s**t is fun," Mason told the Exo.
Mark took a sip out of his beer.
"Okay, after about a good five hours, she had at least 30 sniper breaker or more clips and had a crucible package waiting for her," Mark said, "Meanwhile, Havoc had made a 15 minute video of all my fails and posted it on his blog."
"Yep, that sounds like Sarah in the crucible," Topaz notes, appearing.
"Yeah. So we meet up at the Tower and she's like: [i]Mark, watch. I'm either gonna get a perfect-roll Longbow or a Matador with more range perks than my Felwinter's Lie.[/i] She was right. Her reaction was priceless," Mark concluded, "Lunar still has that clip to this day."
"I expect nothing less of her," Mason muttered.
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[spoiler]MFW When an exo Is telling a seasoned veteran about his experiences. AND THEY'RE IN THE CRUCIBLE [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Because screw logic.[/spoiler]