originally posted in:The New Dojo
[i]A communist cartoon bear-panda walks into the Dojo courtyard...[/i]
"Anyone up for a quick game of volleyball?"
[spoiler]Open to everyone I guess. Non-serious post. Might be my last for a while.[/spoiler]
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"You see, you've made a mistake, because The Soviet Bear already dwells here at the dojo." The giant metal bear with a communist flag on his back as a cape stared down the little panda.
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[i]Two more walk in, accompanied by a giant that was basically what they would look like if they had eaten too many sandwiches. He carried a large volleyball while the other two held a net. They nailed the net into the ground, and set down the volleyball on their side[/i] "Volleyball?"
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"You want a free helicopter ride, commie?" Fortis says.
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[i]Said in a terminator-esc voice that was kind of squeaky[/i] "-blam!- you asshole."
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[b]Star Spangled Banner starts to play at earrape level volume and Fortis begins to unload an M-16 at the bear[/b]
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[i]The bear eats a sandwich and charges towards Fortis, now much larger than he was before. He turned into a white tornado and flew toward him at breakneck speed[/i]
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[b]Fortis fires a barricade of fireworks, each of which explode red white and blue when they hit their target.[/b]
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[i]The tornado stops, and he is tiny again[/i] "-blam!- you asshole." [i]Rammy, the floating ram animal orb, floats beside the bear. He suddenly starts shaking, and flies forward it Fortis' face[/i]
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[b]Fortis grabs a baseball bat and swings at the orb[/b]
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[i]Bitey, the circular bat with tiny wings, starts gnawing at Fortis' head[/i]
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[b]Fortis summons a massive bald eagle to confront the bat[/b]
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[i]The eagle is then mysteriously eaten by a giant sand crab...[/i]
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[spoiler]I've made a huge mistake...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Does this fall under the category of shitposting?[/spoiler]