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originally posted in:The New Dojo
8/19/2017 8:46:05 PM
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[b]confusion at it's finest[/b]
[i]a small silver furred cat is seen turning down one of the streets with all haste. Seems like that she running from someone as she got something in her mouth. It can be squirming and talking as she ran.
"Damn cat put me down!!"it says
The cat is seen scurrying under a small gap in a fence. The cat seems be chased by a tall woman with electric blue hair, fuchsia colored eyes with purplish gray skin. She was chasing after the cat apparently what ever she took didn't belong to her as the woman that chased after couldnt speak very good English at all.
"You give back me now not yours dum cat!!"she shouts.
The cat keeps running until it comes across another member of the dojo. They could either help or watch.[/i]
[spoiler]open bored as hell[/spoiler]
English
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Edited by Splashback77: 8/20/2017 1:58:52 AMA Hunter in full Iron Companion gear, saw the woman, then shape-shifted into a Lion. The Lion roared at the woman, standing in her path.
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[i]she stopped chasing the cat and looked at the lion confused on what it is clearly not seen a lion before. "Move big cat little cat got mida. Not cats mida my mida."she says Her English was terrible.[/i]
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The Lion roared again.
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[i]the thing known as mida that's in the smaller cats mouth speaks and squirms. "Damn it put me down!!"says mida[/i]
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The lion roared at Mida.
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[i]"put me down i that woman's property."says mida It squirms more trying to free itself.[/i]
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The lion roared at the cat.
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[i]it cringes but all it's fur stands on end as it can be heard growling at the lion like it's afraid of it. The thing in it mouth still squirmed as it tried to get away clearly not keen being someone's chew toy. "No fight i just want mida"she says[/i]
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The Lion roared again. [i]Drop Mida,[/i] it ordered to the cat.
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[i]the cat growls but drops mida with a hiss. It's fur all puffed up and its ears flat as it looks at the bigger lion. Mida scampers away from the two over towards the woman who leans down to pick up the tiny toy sized robot known as mida. "I xexa me English no good.."she says "Im mida her A.I. help her understand a lot the language spoke here since she and aren't even from this galaxy but from one unknown to a lot of people here."says mida[/i]
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The lion shifted back into the Hunter Wearing full Iron Companion gear. "I have an AI, too," he said, "Centauri." The Hunter's Ghost appeared.
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[i]"hmm its quite interesting but why that shape though. Seems weird to have no limbs. Although our creators differ a great deal. But it's nice to meet you both."says mida Xexa just nods agreement this time. She looked a little flustered trying from speaking English which was clearly not her native language as she watched mida do a lot of the talking seeing how this was something mida was programmed for.[/i]
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The cat comes running past me as I am on my way home from, well, you don't need to know where. So I electrocuted the cat.
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[i]it drops what its carrying and screams in pain. "F**k!!!"says the cat. It surprisingly isn't dead just stunned as it slumped to the ground. The woman had stopped running with a concerned look on her face before speaking more bad English. "No not need to shock not a cat some alien."she says [/i]
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" Hmmm?! Alive huh, well, I can fix that." [spoiler]can I at least in our interaction?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no That's another character of mine i normally say if you can kill right off the bat. "No kill cat just took mida need mida to understand this place better she ai.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Jovis Joesun: 8/19/2017 9:33:28 PM"Um, this is annoying. STASIS!!" I active Forbidden Balor View, the new Sacred Gear that I, 'appropriated' from some random schmuck back home. The cat is frozen in time. "That'll last until whenever I happen to forget about this from my immediate memories. Have fun!"
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[i]"huh why cat stiff and froze"she says The woman still looks confused about what he did.[/i]
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Edited by Jovis Joesun: 8/19/2017 9:52:59 PM"Well, I froze the cat in tempral stasis with forbidden balor view."
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[i]she scratched her head in confusion. She was clearly not from her at all. "I not from this sular system i from deeper space. Not charted by humans yet not advanced enough yet. I name Xexa Hewx you English difficult to learn.."she says [/i]
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"I looked at the cat with a magic contact lense fused to my eye and froze it in time" I roll my eyes. I though it was obvious that I used my eyes to paralyse it.
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[i]"i believes in logic not this magic you speak of.."she says She looks at the cat who is still froze.[/i]
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"-blam!- it. I tried, you all say it." I say looking at the reader. "-blam!- this shit I'm out."
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[spoiler]XD what?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Jonathan has fourth wall awareness and he's getting real sick of this shit.[/spoiler]
