[i]The rather gruff and strange-looking drunkard of a trashcan continued on with his duties, ignoring the randomly screaming individual. Such was life. You just kinda did your job no matter how shitty it may have been.[/i]

I sigh and say "Now that I got that out of my system, hopefully the continuity I have going on another post string will pick up soon." I say breaking the fourth wall.

[i]Fourth walls existed to be broken. Perhaps this was how the man known as Trashcan Jesus understood that he was not a legitimately well thought-out character, but rather some strange satirical conglomeration of inappropriate memes and behaviors merely to amuse some teenager who did not feel like utilizing one of their more established and fleshed-out characters. Perhaps he realized the same individual who had created him was on their phone whilst they realized that their life was sliding into a dismal abyss. Such was the effect of the real world.[/i]