originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b][i][url=https://youtu.be/sc6msdpN0DU]Fried Chicken and Coffee[/url][/i][/b]
[b]Inside Dojoville, McDonalds[/b]
[i]Behind perhaps one of the sketchiest restaurants to ever exist, an old [url=http://www.compacindustriesny.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/IMG_1399.jpg]garbage truck[/url] was parked, a man standing at the rear of it. On his head, a trashcan lid, his clothes a dirty sleeveless denim jacket with denim short shorts. On his feet, a pair of old boots. A cigarette hung lit from his mouth, and in one hand was a bottle of liquor. His hair was down to his shoulders, and he sported glorious muttonchops. His arms were tattooed, and he seemed to be rooting through the trash with them to load stuff into his truck, which was running, its engine loud as black smoke poured from the mufflers. A loud and obnoxious sound came from inside, some hard rock song that sounded like it was recorded in a garage. Throwing three entire trash cans into the back of his truck, he walked around to the front, burping and taking a gulp of liquor. Opening the truck door, he threw the bottle in and prepared to head off for more trash. After all, he was Trashcan Jesus. [/i]
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Edited by Jovis Joesun: 8/12/2017 2:42:32 AM*I sit watching the events unfold and only can find the words to say, "McDonalds exists on this abet too? GOD -blam!-ING DAMN IT!!!" (My character, Jonathan hates McDonalds about as much as I do personally)
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[i]The rather gruff and strange-looking drunkard of a trashcan continued on with his duties, ignoring the randomly screaming individual. Such was life. You just kinda did your job no matter how shitty it may have been.[/i]
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(Shit I missed some context. -blam!-.)
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Edited by Jovis Joesun: 8/12/2017 2:46:23 AMI sigh and say "Now that I got that out of my system, hopefully the continuity I have going on another post string will pick up soon." I say breaking the fourth wall.
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[i]Fourth walls existed to be broken. Perhaps this was how the man known as Trashcan Jesus understood that he was not a legitimately well thought-out character, but rather some strange satirical conglomeration of inappropriate memes and behaviors merely to amuse some teenager who did not feel like utilizing one of their more established and fleshed-out characters. Perhaps he realized the same individual who had created him was on their phone whilst they realized that their life was sliding into a dismal abyss. Such was the effect of the real world.[/i]
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I hear the trashcans thought, roughly threw a mental link spell. I tend not to use it for side effects. No harm on using it on a sentient trashcan. Right?
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[spoiler]the fuсk is that band[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]The greatest trashy rock band ever[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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Edited by AgentMizzmo: 8/11/2017 4:29:24 AM[i]Duskwalker sat in the back of the garbage truck, passed out. He had gotten completely shitfaced last night and passed out, before being tossed in the garbage can. [/i]
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[i]The strange man climbed into his truck and began to drive away to another sketchy part of town, the unconscious individual in the back being rattled around by the driver's alcohol-induced swervings and general poor driving. The truck eventually stopped at a Waffle House to retrieve some more garbage, pulling over by the dumpsters, though they were hard to discern from the restaurant itself.[/i]
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[i]Dusk awakes, rubbing is head and groaning, sitting up. Seemingly unaware he was in a -blam!-ing garbage truck. He finally jumps out, stumbling around before looking at Trashcan Jesus. [/i] "Who the-ugh...-who the -blam!- are you?"
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[i]The man spoke like someone who had smoked for forty years, his voice gravelly and generally abrasive.[/i] "I'm Trashcan Jesus, punk. What the f*ck are you doin' in my truck?" [i]He asked, looking at Dusk unamused.[/i]
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[i]He rubs his head. He glances back, shrugging. [/i] "I have no idea. Oh well, I'm here now."
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"Cool. Then help me load it up." [i]He said, moving to begin throwing bags into the back of his truck.[/i]