originally posted in:The New Dojo
*Tachanka sets up his mounted LMG*
"LMG! MOUNTED! AND LOADED!"
English
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*Team surrounds our Lord in barbed wire *Bandit electrifies it *People put deployable shields all around Chanka *Jager sets up ADS *Mute sets up jammers *Rook places down armor *Doc camps under desk beside Chanka with stim pistol *Castle places barriers *Everyone starts worshipping their Lord and Savior in his impenetrable fortress
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[i]Jäger sets up ADS around Tachanka.[/i] "You can stop worrying about grenades now!"
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ALL HAIL LORD TACHANKA! MASTER IF THE DAKKA!
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[spoiler]You want to use the LMG, don't you?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh watch to use His LMG[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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*Prays to our Lord and Saviour Tachanka*
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*Tachanka answers your prayer by giving you a DP-28 of your own*
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*Hogs weapon from random Caviera* MIIINEEE....
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[b] [/b]
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Oshit
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https://youtu.be/UwBunQSUJzM