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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/26/2017 8:42:26 PM
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[i]customer service[/i]
Cravis was strolling down the 1984-style non-obliterated dojoville. He seemed to be talking with someone on a comms device, by virtue of the fact he was having a conversation with thin air and wasn't in a mental asylum.
"What? I'm [i]so sorry you didn't notice,[/i] but the fact that no one knows who you are [i]doesn't[/i] stop them from noticing you when you [i]shoot down their jumpship.[/i] I apologise [i]most sincerely.[/i]"
Cravis turned down a narrow allyway, as to not be heard. He looked frustrated, if one couldn't notice that from the voice dripping with enough sarcasm to give the entire population of Asia an existential crisis.
"Look, the virus worked. There are now no records of you in the entire tower database, save for those you just created with that blunder."
Cravis paused for a second, and somehow broke the laws of physics to look yet more frustrated than his already was.
"No, I don't count unconfirmed reports, unattributed reports, and chaotic mentions. You are a ghost. You never existed, you never will exist.
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What?! No! I wasn't insinuating anything!
Anyway. Did the cloak work?
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Good.
Did the virus work?
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I thought so.
Did the comm link work?
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Because that's what they SAID. In the REPORT.
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No, I don't care.
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No, I wasn't joking."
[spoiler]open, hopefully a guardian character[/spoiler]
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Cravis got the sensation that he was being watched. He indeed, was being followed, by a grown wolf. He was unaware of this. The wolf kept to the shadows as it followed Cravis.
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Edited by ookshmook: 7/27/2017 5:05:44 AMCravis looked around, unnerved by the sensation. He walked out of the allyway and continued down the street.
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The wolf followed silently. It remained undectected.
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Cravis stopped and looked around, wondering if he was simply paranoid because of his frustrating experience, or there really [i]was[/i] something following him.
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Cravis managed to see the tail of the wolf. It was not quick enough to hide.
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Cravis walked toward where he saw the wolf's tail, intrigued.
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The wolf turned around and attacked. Like he snapped into some sort of rage.
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Cravis jumped to the side with surprising speed, and grabbed a cylinder from his belt.
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Edited by Splashback77: 7/27/2017 4:35:15 PMThe wolf charged, again. He jumped at Cravis, attempting to embed his sharp claws into the person.
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Edited by ookshmook: 7/27/2017 4:25:55 PM[spoiler]cravis isn't a guardian[/spoiler] The cylinder fired an electrified net at the pouncing wolf.
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The net tazed the wolf, forcing it into it's true form. It looked a male Hunter, in full Iron Companion Gear. The cloak was made completely out of wolf skin.
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Cravis stepped back involuntary, and swore. He looked for the guardian's ghost.
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The Hunter writhed and struggled under the net.
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Cravis continued looking for the guardian's ghost.
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A Ghost that appeared to have a bronze shell appeared. "Fabio!" The Ghost shrieked.
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Cravis relaxed, and drew his uzi at the tethered guardian.
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The Hunter was defenseless.
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Cravis smiled, squeezed the trigger and ran, hoping to be out of sight before the guardian was revived.
