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I'm not really one to judge others, but this guy at work is too weird not to talk about.
I go to work and it's boring as shit. I try to make conversation with the guy, and he just sits there, not saying anything. Well, screw him, I'm gonna keep talking anyway, even if he doesn't talk back. I try to say the craziest shit I can think of to get him to react.
I say "hey, I voted for Trump lol" and he just sits there looking at his phone. "I wanna get rid of cops and create anarchy". He keeps sitting there. I wonder what he's doing on his phone all the time.
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I really want to see a forklift lifting up a crate of forks, it would be so literal! [spoiler]paraphrased from Mitch Hedburg -RIP [/spoiler]