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Edited by Murderman: 7/23/2017 5:31:44 PM
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B.net/OffTopic Anthem Brainstorming Thread

Due to popular demand, yes - I will compose a national anthem for OffTopic. But I can't complete it without the thoughts and opinions of OffTopic. I'll be sure to include references to the Covenant, Life is Precious, and other things important to OffTopic. No mention of certain people will be made, except for Deej. Let's just say he won't like this anthem. I'll need ideas for more lyrics from you, the people of OffTopic. I will compose and perform this piece, with my voice, the kazoo, the recorder, cymbals (pots/pans), and perhaps some other instrument performed by someone else. Now, my people, shoot. Unload your ideas. EDIT 1: I have started composing this piece, note by note. It will have a midi orchestra, kazoo, vocals, maybe recorder, possible guitar from SnowMexican, cymbals, a few solos, and Mild Squirrel's Life is Precious. It will be several minutes long, and it'll be badass. Wish me luck, kiddos. EDIT 2: The lyrics have been written. We're recording currently.

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  • Give me, give me, chicken tendies Be they crispy, or from Wendy's Spend my hard-earned good boy points On Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints Mommy lifts me to the car To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats In comfy big boy booster seats McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's But of my tendies none remains She tries to make me take a nappy But sleeping doesn't make me happy Tendies are the only food That puts me in the napping mood I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mommy sobs, and wails, and cries But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries My good boy points were fairly earned To buy the tendies that I've yearned But there's no tendies on my plate Did mommy think that I'd just ate?! Tendies, tendies, get them now! You fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I screech while hurling into her eyes My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.

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