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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/20/2017 12:17:05 AM
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[i]The man quickly turned around, far faster than one would expect for someone of his stature. Throwing the deadly looking shotgun aside the man pulled what could only be described as an abomination of a weapon from seemingly nowhere. Most weapons have some level of polish, or at least look nice. Whatever he was holding didn't. Made of rusty blood coated metal, the weapon had what looked, like a crossbow for saw blades near the top, and the end featured a slowly spinning blood soaked saw blade.[/i]
"Show yourself, you bloody wankstain!"
[i]The man leveled the terrifying weapon in the direction of the noise[/i]
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When the man turned around he saw... A bunny
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[i]Muffled laughter could be heard from the mana gas mask as he seemed to double over from the hilarity of the situation[/i] "Why in bloody hells name would a bleedin rabbit be here!" [i]Lowering his monster of a weapon slightly he walked towards the bunny slowly, still chuckling to himself[/i]
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It ran away as he got closer.
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[i]He follows it[/i]
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It's far too fast for him to follow... but it looks like it went right... [spoiler]have you ever tried to follow a rabbit irl[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Well what else was I supposed to do? Shoot it? Nah fam that's bad karma[/spoiler] [i]The man turned to his right, trying to follow the fast moving animal, still chuckling lightly[/i]
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[spoiler]if you shot it and cut off its foot then it's supposedly good luck[/spoiler] He manages to see the rabbit run off into some bushes.
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[spoiler]Good Karma> Good luck[/spoiler] [i]He approached the Bushes slowly, raising his weapon slightly[/i]
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He hears a branch break behind him.
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[i]Spinning around to face the sound the man hefted his weapon and quickly pulled a secondary trigger on the side of the weapon. The saw blade on the end of the weapon began to spin at a much faster rate, turning the weapon into a glorified chainsaw[/i] "I know someone's here, come out you wanker!" [i]Any of the humor the situation had up until that point seemed to have disappeared, the man seemingly having had enough of the little games[/i]
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When he turned around a man was right in front of him. Not even hiding. It was Tubbs... but he had no armor or weapons. "Sup."
