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7/19/2017 12:17:29 PM
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[b]Everbody be cool, this is a robbery!
Any one of you -blam!-ing pr**ks move and I'll execute every -blam!-ing last one of ya's![/b]
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I'd throw 20oz of 200degree coffee in your face.
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And I dump off blindly, prolly offing a bunch of patrons.
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Nah, that's when you'd be tackled and disarmed by the patrons and Baristas.
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Full auto is a bithc.
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By the time you have regained your senses, you are already disarmed and at the bottom of a dog pile of people. Your gun is probably being pointed at you right now. Face it. Starbucks is a dangerous place to rob
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Frail blonde white chicks and a guy that just refuses to come out of the closet isn't the most the powerful force to be reckoned with
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That is not all Starbucks customers. At my old store, we had cops come by on a regular basis as well as military members and veterans.
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Edited by Aldrich: 7/19/2017 4:34:07 PMThe average reaction time for humans is 0.25 seconds to a visual stimulus, 0.17 for an audio stimulus, and 0.15 seconds for a touch stimulus. I might be on the ground but people def got hit. And the magazine is empty because I let off. So...
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Like I would let you watch me throw coffee in your face
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[quote]Like I would let you watch me throw coffee in your face[/quote] Think about this for a second. The normal human visual field extends to approximately 60 degrees nasally (toward the nose, or inward) from the vertical meridian in each eye, to 107 degrees temporally (away from the nose, or outwards) from the vertical meridian, and approximately 70 degrees above and 80 below the horizontal meridian.
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I am also thinking about the layout of most Starbucks stores I have been to (and worked in). The cafe where most of the customers would be located is off to the side of the register, requiring you to completely turn your head to ensure total compliance from folks in the store.
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[quote]requiring you to completely turn your head to ensure total compliance from folks in the store.[/quote] Psh. Whoever wants to be responsible for loss of life in a hostage situation is a damn fool. Starbucks is a chain. They're insured. Anybody willing to take a bullet for the register is a damn fool. Generally, people are sheep like that.
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[quote][quote]requiring you to completely turn your head to ensure total compliance from folks in the store.[/quote] Psh. Whoever wants to be responsible for loss of life in a hostage situation is a damn fool. Starbucks is a chain. They're insured. Anybody willing to take a bullet for the register is a damn fool. Generally, people are sheep like that.[/quote] Anyone willing to risk 15 years for a mere $200 is the real fool.
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Yeah. I borrowed money from the Russian mob. The way I see it there a couple ways this can play out. -I do nothing, the mob comes and breaks my legs. Or worse, I wake up dead -I win. Get what's in the register, get away with it, and get the mob off my back. -Death by CoP -I get arrested and go to jail. Bit of a gamble, this one. While I might be safe in jail the mob could also likely have connections inside. In some scenarios the risk is worth.
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Or work for them.
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Not cheekibriki enough.
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Then swear fealty to me. I offer you protection and freedom, so long as you break no laws. The Russian mob will trouble you no more.
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Edited by Aldrich: 7/19/2017 9:59:41 PMBut, can I just get back to robbing this starbucks...? Just... take your shit and go... [b]Everyone else, don't EVEN -blam!-ing breathe!!![/b] [b]EDIT! WALLETS OUT! I'LL BE COMING AROUND TO COLLECT THOSE DIRECTLY! [/b]
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''Tis a shame you did not except the offer,but while I have distracted you, the police have arrived and now have the place surrounded. You will not leave this situation a free man.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Aloha Snackbar m8!
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What was this argument???? Lol only on bungie.net Now we know the outcome of a attack robbery in Starbucks with a fully automatic weapon.
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k [i] [/i]
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[b]FOLKS, LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE A HERO ON OUR HANDS! Back up! Back the -blam!- up! When I get nervous, that's when mutha-blam!-as get shot![/b]
