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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/19/2017 2:28:45 AM
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"Once you've looked a ballista in the eye from 3 feet away most things generally find scare you. Hell my job was to drive on a motorcycle with a Spear and ram people when I served the military."
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"Yeah, well...this shotgun is kinda crazy. She obliterates f*cking everything. Sometimes I randomly find her covered in blood..."
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"Might want to invest in a storage unit. I know a guy, makes really though weapon cases. Nothing gets in or out of those things unless you want them to." [b][i]He says, handing the man a business card.[/i][/b]
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Chuck takes it and pockets it. "Thanks. Maybe I can stop killing asain kids and give them back to their dead parents."
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"Hey, it gave us Batman. Maybe it's not the worst possibility."
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"Yeah, true. Batman is cool, but these are asain kids. They're only capable of being calculators."
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"No no no no. Samurai batman. Or ninja batman more likely."
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"What's the difference? They're all asain and look exactly the same." He sighed.
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"Trust me, I've seen hot Asians and you do not know how truly wrong that statement is." [b][i]He says laughing a bit[/i][/b]
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"Yeah, but these are just kids....Maybe I should keep the females for when they grow up...."
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"No, no, no. Then you get slave uprisings and I've already started 3 of those in the past month. It's really not fun for anyone involved so unless you want to end up like the last guy, by which I mean in a wood chipper, I'd recommend you didn't."
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"Bah! Fine. I'll let them go then." He sighed. "It'll be better this way. They beg for food too much."
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"And I've heard becoming fertilizer is really it fun, especially since bone is pretty hard to break. And you don't want to know what I mean by heard."
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"Yeah yeah! I get it. You can leave now. Goodbye!" Chuck waved Leon off.
