originally posted in:The New Dojo
"I got laid last night by a crazy red head that was a little too into feet, ya know? So, old boyfriend? Single now?"
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"Yeah, I haven't found anyone worth dating in a while now."
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"You sound like you need to get dat *ss tapped. Now, do you have any living relatives? How do you interact with them?"
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"My dad and my sister, Alex? We're all pretty chill. Dad's often away but he calls us daily, and Alex is away at college so we don't speak too much in person."
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"Oh, that's sad. Ever had fantasies about a threeway with your dad and sister? That's completely normal. Everyone thinks about sex with their family."
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"Uh, no, tha- That's just -blam!-ed dude."
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"What? No. It's actually not. Every daughter wants to bang their father and every son wants to bang their mom." He said knowingly.
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"I've never once thought about it."
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"No reason to lie. I know you do, Nat. It's okay. I won't judge."
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"I'm not lying."