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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/17/2017 10:39:24 PM
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"I was told I needed to get checked mentally by some of my neighbours, this'll work," Nat responded with a chuckle as she took a seat
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"Well, I'm certified...technically. So, tell me about yourself. Where were you born? What brand of underwear do you have on? How are your parents?" He spoke quickly.
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"Vegas, something comfortable, ones dead and one does Merc work and runs a business, so fair."
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"Something comfortable?" He snickered. "You're not wearing any, are you? Naughty girl..."
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"I am, just nothing smexy. Plain old pair of them."
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"That's boring. You should get a g-string or something. Anyway, tell me a bit about yourself, will ya?"
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"Well, what's to tell?"
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"Where do you come from? When were you last laid? How are you today?"
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"Where do you come from? When were you last laid? How are you today?"
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"Well I come from Vegas, though I lived in a few different states in the US before coming here. I was laid a few months ago with my old boyfriend, and today I'm pretty good. You?"
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"I got laid last night by a crazy red head that was a little too into feet, ya know? So, old boyfriend? Single now?"
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"Yeah, I haven't found anyone worth dating in a while now."
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"You sound like you need to get dat *ss tapped. Now, do you have any living relatives? How do you interact with them?"
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"My dad and my sister, Alex? We're all pretty chill. Dad's often away but he calls us daily, and Alex is away at college so we don't speak too much in person."
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"Oh, that's sad. Ever had fantasies about a threeway with your dad and sister? That's completely normal. Everyone thinks about sex with their family."
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"Uh, no, tha- That's just -blam!-ed dude."
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"What? No. It's actually not. Every daughter wants to bang their father and every son wants to bang their mom." He said knowingly.
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"I've never once thought about it."
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"No reason to lie. I know you do, Nat. It's okay. I won't judge."
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"I'm not lying."
