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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Stitch:
7/17/2017 7:15:37 PM
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[u][i][b]HE'S BACK[/b][/i][/u]
[spoiler]Because I need to relieve stress......[/spoiler]
"Chuck is back, b*tches!"
A generic white, business man sat at a desk in a room in the Dojo, waiting for members to come in for their "required" psychological test.
"I don't got all day! Get yo *ss in here, sit down and prepare to get deflower-I mean, have a nice conversation where we talk about your feelings."
[spoiler]Open.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]God have mercy on my soul.
*Drinks bottle of vodka in preparation*[/spoiler]
English
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"Something comfortable?" He snickered. "You're not wearing any, are you? Naughty girl..."
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"I am, just nothing smexy. Plain old pair of them."
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"That's boring. You should get a g-string or something. Anyway, tell me a bit about yourself, will ya?"
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"Well, what's to tell?"
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"Where do you come from? When were you last laid? How are you today?"
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"Where do you come from? When were you last laid? How are you today?"
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"Well I come from Vegas, though I lived in a few different states in the US before coming here. I was laid a few months ago with my old boyfriend, and today I'm pretty good. You?"
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"I got laid last night by a crazy red head that was a little too into feet, ya know? So, old boyfriend? Single now?"
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"Yeah, I haven't found anyone worth dating in a while now."
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"You sound like you need to get dat *ss tapped. Now, do you have any living relatives? How do you interact with them?"
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"My dad and my sister, Alex? We're all pretty chill. Dad's often away but he calls us daily, and Alex is away at college so we don't speak too much in person."
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"Oh, that's sad. Ever had fantasies about a threeway with your dad and sister? That's completely normal. Everyone thinks about sex with their family."
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"Uh, no, tha- That's just -blam!-ed dude."
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"What? No. It's actually not. Every daughter wants to bang their father and every son wants to bang their mom." He said knowingly.
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"I've never once thought about it."
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"No reason to lie. I know you do, Nat. It's okay. I won't judge."
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"I'm not lying."
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[b][i]A man walked through the door, his skin tan and his eyes an indigo colouration. His hair was short, a bit messy and pitch black like the leather jacket he wore, under which a white t-shirt showed. He wore blue jeans and black leather boots as well, looking around as he entered.[/i][/b] "Nice place muchacho. Now, what the blazing hell is happening?" [b][i]He says, looking at the man.[/i][/b]
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"You like, a cowboy or somethin'?" Chuck raised a brow at the man in confusion. "I mean...okay. You here for the psych test?"
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"Most usually don't jump to cowboy right away. And I'm more of a wandering swordsman and silvertongue." [b][i]He days, grinning a bit.[/i][/b] "And I showed up because I was told it was mandatory, so I believe I am."
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"Great, whatever your name is. Gary is it? Just sit down and we can begin this lovely test that you'll easily pass." Chuck pulled out a large stack of paper clipped together.
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"If we're going with pleasantries now, my name is Leon Rivas." [b][i]He says, sitting down.[/i][/b]
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"Charles White....Sorry it's Leonard, right?" He leaned over the desk a little.
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"Technically yes. That is what it says in my birth certificate. Though most stick with the first four letters."
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"Oh okay, Leon it is. So, tell me a little about yourself, will you?" He leaned back.
