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Dojo Bio Page

This is the dojo official bio page! Feel free to copy your stuff from the old group and post it here if you need to. If you are new, make your bio here! What is a bio?: You Bio describes who your character is and what they can do. Upon joining, please make a bio for your character. Before making your character, know that olden day characters(such as medieval characters) will likely be trumped by superior technology as well as future tech. The dojo is based in the present day. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE EACH CHARACTER TESTED. ONLY ONE. [spoiler]If you are bugged by the dojo posts. You have a mute button. Use it. It's much faster than you making a post showing a lack of intelligence to use a mute button![/spoiler]
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  • [b]Name:[/b] Rip McKilroy [b]Faction:[/b] Death Sticks Proprietary Union [b]Race:[/b] Rancor [b]Appearance:[/b] https://goo.gl/images/2clVPd [b]Gear:[/b] Infinite Supply of Death Sticks [b]Biography:[/b] A mad scientist transferred his brain into a Rancor, which turned out to unlock his Force sensitivities. He's also a Bounty Hunter with Mandalorian training and special Mandalorian armor, which is impenetrable to everything. He has lightsabers for claws, and his lightsabers use special crystals that are more powerful than any others and can cut through anything, even other lightsaber beams, and can take down ships from low orbit. He commands an Eclipse SSD, which he controls from the Death Star III, which he built himself to be bigger than the Starkiller Base. He's also a Grey Jedi, who can control both sides of the Force completely, both separate and in tandem. He lives to become Snoke, and Rey is his daughter, but he's also secretly part Yuzhaan Vong, and plans to have sex with Rey (incest is wincest) to keep his bloodline pure. He's gone to the weird pyramid planet and claimed the Force power to be found there, just like that one lady did, but he can control it and is superior and more powerful in every way, but is also Yoda's master and the Emperor's brother. He also has a secret army of Phase III dark troopers that are also force sensitive and lightsaber resistant. Oh and when he breaths, he exhales a potent aerosol form of the blue shadow virus that is harmful to everyone but him and those he loves, it's also so potent that it destroys every material known to man that isn't blessed by his own power. He further has three dragon-headed headed mega-penises that are also sentient and Force sensitive, which he can grow on command due to his connection to the Force. His balls are Mandalore, twice. He can summon a sexy babe to do at any time, but he doesn't because he's a faithful husband to his human wife, despite the fact that she died super tragically, in childbirth. His children are all Force Gods, and include the Father and his lineage. Finally, he can not only teleport instantly anywhere across the Galaxy, but he can also activate his Force-God mode, sprouting wings and spikes, while becoming all smoky and dark with glowing red eyes. His eyes are normally blue. [b]Extra Info:[/b] His only weakness is that he's heavily addicted to crack, and can only receive it in the form of an enema.

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