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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/16/2017 3:53:25 AM
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"Well there's your answer. No. The interstate doesn't sound familiar."
The dead deer on the back of the horse jumps alive and kicks it's feet, hitting Tubbs in the back of the head and rolling off the horse.
"WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT!?"
Tubbs turns and sees the deer running into the woods and he shoots it again. It drops dead for a second time, then turns to stone and explodes in a small green flash. Throwing Tubbs off the horse and knocking him out. The horse stands on its back two legs neighing loudly. After last time, you can tell it's going to run away.
>take Tubbs's lasso and stop it
>check on Tubbs
>do nothing
>other
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[i][b]Leon jumped off his bike and dropped his weapon, grabbing the lasso as he pitched it. His aim was incredible from his years of service, handing the throw with the lasso, as he grabbed his spear. He wrapped the rope around it, tying it to the spear and jamming it into the ground. It wasn't coming out any time soon. The lasso was securely around the horse as well, holding it in place[/b][/i]
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"NEEEIGGGGH!" Tubbs still lays there unconscious.
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[b][i]With the horse secure he goes to check on the man, feeling for a pulse, looking for any wounds, etc[/i][/b]
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He still had a pulse. However, a piece of stone from the deer stabbed into his stomach. No bleeding though. Just green ooze coming out of the wound.
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[b][i]He moved over to his bike, grabbing a clean sheet of cloth and folding it tinot a fairly thinks square, putting it in the man's mouth. He walked over to the stone wound.[/i][/b] "Your going to hate me for this." [b][i]He said to himself, kneeling down as he gripped the stone, attempting to pull it out [/i][/b]
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It pulled out surprisingly easy. But as soon as it did, the man shot up trying to scream. The cloth stopped it though. All you heard was a small muffled scream. He spit the cloth out. "What was that!?" He looked down and noticed the green ooze, still oozing. Then he noticed the stone. It was glowing green like before when the deer blew up. "THROW IT!" Tubbs got up and jumped behind the bike for cover.
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[b][i]He hurled it like a throwing knife straight into a tree in the distance, taking cover as well[/i][/b]
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It hit the tree and blew up. Tubbs stood up from behind the bike. "Um... what just happened?"
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"If I knew I'd tell you, but right now I think getting drunk and forgetting about it is probably the best solution."
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"You're probably right... know anywhere to drink?"
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"I showed up maybe 30 minutes ago. I'll let you riddle that one out."
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Tubbs walked over to the door of the Dojo and just straight up opened it. "Think their's something in here?"
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"Well like a respectable scoundrel I was going to wait till I was invited in, but I guess that counts. Yeah probably something to drink, stab or flirt with in there."
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"Why not all at the same time?" He pulls out his knife
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"Because I'm not into masochism." [b][i]He says grinning a bit as he entered [/i][/b]
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"Don't know what that means. And I don't really care." He puts up the knife. And then the Dojo defenses all aim at Tubbs and the man since they broke in. "Um... should we go?"
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"I mean, I can use lighting to teleport. If you want to go toe to toe with god knows what weapons this place has, be my guest. And I'll explain masochism later. Tried it, not my thing."
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"Can you teleport us both out of here?"
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"Do you want your insides to look like a bad autopsy?"
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"Bad what? Ya know what? I don't really care." Tubbs just turns around and runs.
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"Well, your funeral." [b][i]Leon says, watching him as he dashed off[/i][/b]
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The defenses don't shoot, as he is going out of the Dojo. Leon though... is still there. And the defenses aim at him.
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"Well holy shit." [b][i]He says, laughing a bit.[/i][/b] "Nice trick." [b][i]He says, storm clouds rolling in above them. They were thick and black, though no rain poured from them, just the sounds of thunder shouting from the heavens.[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]you have a plan right?[/spoiler] The defenses all open fire.
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[b][i]A bolt of lightning struck the man, a blinding blast of white light. In a moment, nothing stood where he was, the bullets striking the earth under him.[/i][/b]
